Poems On Site: 198,500+ Comments On Poems: 427,000+ Forum Posts: 105,000+ |
Custom Search
|
|
||||
Welcome ! | Home · FAQ · Topics · Web Links · Your Account · Submit Poetry · Top 30 · OldSite Link | 29-May 11:59:29 AEST | ||
|
||||
|
||||
|
|
Array
(
[sid] => 84375
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Life of a Soprano Preschooler
[time] => 2005-02-14 13:16:27
[hometext] =>
[bodytext] => There are mobsters here Trying to make me talk, I’m dangling over the roof In nothing but my socks. You know the secret’s safe, I won’t be forced to tell. They can shake me or break me, Or torture me as well. They can tie me down, Or make a lot of noise, Drive me naked through the town, Or take away my toys. They might try to bribe me, Or cut off all my hair. But I’m not gonna budge, Even if they swear. They can string me up, Or tie me to a chair. Gimme your worst Do what you dare! What’s that you say? What did I hear? I’ll never get ice cream ever again? Well let me think- Where should I begin? [comments] => 2 [counter] => 174 [topic] => 7 [informant] => dtborchert [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
|