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[title] => Fairytales Exposed: Snow White
[time] => 2005-02-11 20:10:41
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[bodytext] => Remember the tale-
About the dwarfs and Snow White?
They’re hiding a secret,
And I’m setting it right.
Poor Snow White,
With her beauty so fair,
Felt different inside,
And lived in despair.
She longed to ride horses,
And master the sword.
But her requests were denied,
And she was ignored.
She was to learn
To knit and be prim.
A life she would hate,
It all seemed so grim.
She told all her feelings
To the castle’s head shrink.
And they came up with a plan,
Over a couple of drinks.
They made up a story,
About a mirror and a witch.
So scared was Snow White,
That she’d run from the *****.
They would surely believe it,
And she could go live her life.
Just like she wanted,
Without any bigotry or strife.
And that is the reason,
She lives with seven guys,
Now Snow White’s a transsexual,
A guy- in disguise.
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[informant] => dtborchert
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Fairytales Exposed: Snow White
Contributed by
dtborchert
on
Friday, 11th February 2005 @ 08:10:41 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Remember the tale-
About the dwarfs and Snow White?
They’re hiding a secret,
And I’m setting it right.
Poor Snow White,
With her beauty so fair,
Felt different inside,
And lived in despair.
She longed to ride horses,
And master the sword.
But her requests were denied,
And she was ignored.
She was to learn
To knit and be prim.
A life she would hate,
It all seemed so grim.
She told all her feelings
To the castle’s head shrink.
And they came up with a plan,
Over a couple of drinks.
They made up a story,
About a mirror and a witch.
So scared was Snow White,
That she’d run from the *****.
They would surely believe it,
And she could go live her life.
Just like she wanted,
Without any bigotry or strife.
And that is the reason,
She lives with seven guys,
Now Snow White’s a transsexual,
A guy- in disguise.
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dtborchert
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Re: Fairytales Exposed: Snow White
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by subchild on
Friday, 11th February 2005 @ 08:24:55 PM AEST
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| I hope you are doing this from a child's point of view with down syndrome..If not yeah... |
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Re: Fairytales Exposed: Snow White
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by Essentially9 on
Friday, 11th February 2005 @ 08:51:15 PM AEST
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| lol.... i think im going to stay away from fairy tales from now on. |
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Re: Fairytales Exposed: Snow White
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by Wesley_Dale_Willis on
Friday, 11th February 2005 @ 09:34:00 PM AEST
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| LOL What a weird twist at the end. Caught me completly off guard. Keep writing...OK? |
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Re: Fairytales Exposed: Snow White
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by Taurusgem1 on
Friday, 11th February 2005 @ 09:35:01 PM AEST
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| I thought it was so awesome.. Great job |
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Re: Fairytales Exposed: Snow White
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by saveMEfromMYSELF on
Saturday, 12th February 2005 @ 12:23:18 AM AEST
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hahaha! That was awsome! Now that's how you put the spin on a classic, I tell you what. w00t!
Maynard |
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Re: Fairytales Exposed: Snow White
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 12th February 2005 @ 01:59:24 AM AEST
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| Funny :-) |
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Re: Fairytales Exposed: Snow White
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by mina-1 on
Saturday, 12th February 2005 @ 05:39:37 AM AEST
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lol. What a great twist at the end.
a great write. keep up the great work |
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Re: Fairytales Exposed: Snow White
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by In2thetwilightzone on
Saturday, 12th February 2005 @ 02:13:53 PM AEST
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| very good very funny :D:D:D:D:D:D:D |
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Re: Fairytales Exposed: Snow White
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by liquidsunshine on
Saturday, 12th February 2005 @ 06:38:06 PM AEST
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How refreshing. I needed this laugh. I've read quite a few sad or dark or not exactly happy poems and this one just takes the cake today, my friend. It's perfectly humorous. Way to keep up that smile for us all.
Lots of love and peace be with you,
Chelsea |
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Re: Fairytales Exposed: Snow White
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by foxwillow on
Monday, 14th February 2005 @ 07:16:36 AM AEST
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| Ooh this brought a smile to my face!!!!... I love the twist, very funny indeed..lol..i've read a few of yours now, they all have something special to give to the reader. I wish I could write like this :-) |
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Re: Fairytales Exposed: Snow White
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by SPOKENWORDARTIST on
Saturday, 19th February 2005 @ 11:43:02 AM AEST
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| LMFAO VERY FUNNY AND WELL WRITTEN THANKS FOR THE LAUGH KEEP WRITING. |
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Re: Fairytales Exposed: Snow White
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 21st April 2005 @ 05:59:29 AM AEST
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lololol pmsl!!
Does she use dopey as a livin' sex toy,
Or go through all 7 to maximise joy?
So if snowy's a tranny that's what you say?
are the 7 dwarfs bi-sexual, straight or just gay?
Johnny. |
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Re: Fairytales Exposed: Snow White
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by Jenni_K on
Monday, 16th January 2006 @ 10:50:38 PM AEST
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LMAO here.....ok..on this note..I will go sleep now.....
I will leave some talent to be read on another night....
Thanks for an enjoyable night..
Jenni |
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