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[title] => The TRUTH about Cinderella.
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[bodytext] => I’m here to tell ya about ole Cinderella, Who because of her filth could not get a fella. She’ll have you believe that she was a slave, And that her stepsisters oft misbehaved. The truth of the matter was she was a swinger, And it was her dream to be a rock singer. Until she could make it she danced on bar tables, And spread a few lies that turned into fables. She was dancing one night when she saw an old lady, She was drunk as a skunk and seemed a bit shady. She offered to pimp for a mere bippity bop, Cindy said yes, but was duped by that cop. A few nights in jail were all that she needed, She wailed like a cat but guilty she pleaded. It was one of the terms of her lofty probation, To clean up her act and seek her salvation. Well, the DA felt sorry for Cindy- poor thing, And soon they were deep in a steamy hot, fling. There was only one problem- a slight hesitation. Could she be his bride with her reputation? As the DA he had her records sealed shut, So no one would know that his wife was a slut. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 160 [topic] => 7 [informant] => dtborchert [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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