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Array ( [sid] => 82588 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => High Schooler's Ballad [time] => 2005-02-02 02:21:11 [hometext] => i am only posting this for credit purposes because i am posting it elsewhere that does not guarantee i am the original author [bodytext] => i'm not interested in any angry mother's opinions on this

what the f--k do i do ev-er-yday
i drink berrrrrs, liquors, throw my life away
but thats the way things roll in clark, new jerSAY
wit lots of drunks, hottest sluts, guess i cant complain
and when the time comes, i do sober up for school
bring a vodka bottle into class to keep my cool
suck it down, clown around, and just break the rules
the teachers feared me, pretended that i had em fooled
see i was clearly, never meant to pass at all
they looked up my intelligence and built a wall
at the exact place they were positive i'd fall
so i was stupefied when U. Lehigh gave me the call
and i got into the exact place i wanted to go
so i laughed at my past and said "you as-hole,
you were nervous and were worthless but now you know
that school wasnt school, it was just a f--kin' joke"
so let's poke some fun at the real nerds who tried
the ones who gave it their all, got deferred and cried
wasted a good portion of life storin words inside
while i partied and drank, takin girls for rides [comments] => 1 [counter] => 199 [topic] => 21 [informant] => b_rand [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Lifepoems )
High Schooler's Ballad

Contributed by b_rand on Wednesday, 2nd February 2005 @ 02:21:11 AM in AEST
Topic: Lifepoems



i'm not interested in any angry mother's opinions on this

what the f--k do i do ev-er-yday
i drink berrrrrs, liquors, throw my life away
but thats the way things roll in clark, new jerSAY
wit lots of drunks, hottest sluts, guess i cant complain
and when the time comes, i do sober up for school
bring a vodka bottle into class to keep my cool
suck it down, clown around, and just break the rules
the teachers feared me, pretended that i had em fooled
see i was clearly, never meant to pass at all
they looked up my intelligence and built a wall
at the exact place they were positive i'd fall
so i was stupefied when U. Lehigh gave me the call
and i got into the exact place i wanted to go
so i laughed at my past and said "you as-hole,
you were nervous and were worthless but now you know
that school wasnt school, it was just a f--kin' joke"
so let's poke some fun at the real nerds who tried
the ones who gave it their all, got deferred and cried
wasted a good portion of life storin words inside
while i partied and drank, takin girls for rides




Copyright © b_rand ... [ 2005-02-02 02:21:11]
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Re: High Schooler's Ballad (User Rating: 1 )
by StoneAngel on Thursday, 17th March 2005 @ 09:59:17 AM AEST
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Very interesting poem. Kind funny too. Who would take offence to this.




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