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[sid] => 82428
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Kitty-Cat Lesson
[time] => 2005-02-01 02:12:24
[hometext] => Don't ask...lol
[bodytext] => Four-legged felines with teeth and claws, Furry monstrosities with horrible maws, Horrible killers with a taste for blood, Thoughtless destroyers with minds like mud. That's how you described that cute little creature, That loves you to death and thinks you its teacher, That sweet little furball that plays with yarn, And helps you out by de-ratting tour barn. So are you confused or just plain stupid? That cute little creature's beed taugght by cupid, It'll love you forever no matter what, So you love it back or I'll kick your butt! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 164 [topic] => 29 [informant] => redtempest13 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => PetPoems )
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