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[aid] => mick
[title] => Joe Storm*
[time] => 2005-01-29 14:01:38
[hometext] => Weather Advisory is in effect...Glo!
[bodytext] => Ladies I'll tell you a tale, Its not quite the norm... Hoping that you'll be on the look out. For this man, let's say he goes by the name, Later you'll know why... Dubiously dubbed... Joe Storm! Joe is the kind of man, Who never returns your love... He just loves you and leaves you, Like a Thunder Storm above. Quick as a flash of Lightening, He's there and then he's gone... I'm giving you fair warning of this man, By the name of Joe Storm. Now this Joe can take on many characters, His demeanor can be so sweet... So sugary sweet, sweeping the women, Right off their feet. Telling them any and everything, That they want to hear... Wrapping them in his Whirlwind of lies. To late for them I fear. Just then the winds pick up again, Like a Hurricane he drenches them with Rain... Not caring what kind of hurt he inflicts upon them, Leaving them to drown in heartache and pain. Now on he goes to his next unsuspecting one, Bringing to her all the promises of a lifetime of fun. Like a Tornado rated category Five... She's lucky if she makes it out alive, He left her all battered , tattered and torn, Chalk up yet another one, he leaves behind... This Catastrophic... Unfeeling Joe Storm. I hear there's a New Lady in town, From what I'm told she's not the one to play. Boy how I wish she'd run into Joe Storm... And really make his day. Let's say her name is Frigid Freda... Up pops Joe Storm, just dying to meet her. Trying to Engulf her in his Tidal Wave of love. That's when Frigid Freda surrounded him... With such Cold, Chilling, Unresponsive, feelings, Freezing him from head to toe. Ladies what could be better...then, Seeing Joe Storm frozen into a block of ice. After hurting all the women, Which wasn't very nice. Frigid Freda was the only one... That made Joe Storm wish he was never born. Nothing else on Earth is worse, Than a Frigid Woman scorned! Finally met his match! ~Gloria E. 24-October-2004 [comments] => 2 [counter] => 167 [topic] => 31 [informant] => Glo [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => StoryPoetry )
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