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[sid] => 81177
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Put that Soap on a Rope!
[time] => 2005-01-23 20:23:12
[hometext] => A prison poem... For my lovely ex...
[bodytext] => Don't call me from prison anymore
please just get the point
when I slam the phone on your ear
don't call me from the joint!
We were never really serious
and the sex wasn't great
but I admit I am a little sorry
that "Big Bubba" is your cell mate
I guess you have a lot of time
to sit and think and stare
but I don't really want to hear
the stories you care to share
I try not to associate
with inmates these days,
I know, I know,
I have changed my ways...
It used to be cool in High school
to say "my baby's in the pen"
but honey I grew up
that was way back when
And if you ever mention
a congigal visit once more
I will make it my priority
to make you Bubba's whore
So I will say it one last time
I don't want to hear your voice
have fun with your friend Bubba
and next time, make a better choice!
Oh and sweetie let me give
a little tid bit of advice,
when someone says they will get your soap
they aren't just being nice!
[comments] => 13
[counter] => 301
[topic] => 7
[informant] => rxqueen
[notes] =>
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[alanguage] => english
[acomm] => 0
[haspoll] => 0
[pollID] => 0
[score] => 24
[ratings] => 5
[editpoem] => 1
[associated] =>
[topicname] => HumorPoetry
)
Put that Soap on a Rope!
Contributed by
rxqueen
on
Sunday, 23rd January 2005 @ 08:23:12 PM in AEST
Topic:
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Don't call me from prison anymore
please just get the point
when I slam the phone on your ear
don't call me from the joint!
We were never really serious
and the sex wasn't great
but I admit I am a little sorry
that "Big Bubba" is your cell mate
I guess you have a lot of time
to sit and think and stare
but I don't really want to hear
the stories you care to share
I try not to associate
with inmates these days,
I know, I know,
I have changed my ways...
It used to be cool in High school
to say "my baby's in the pen"
but honey I grew up
that was way back when
And if you ever mention
a congigal visit once more
I will make it my priority
to make you Bubba's whore
So I will say it one last time
I don't want to hear your voice
have fun with your friend Bubba
and next time, make a better choice!
Oh and sweetie let me give
a little tid bit of advice,
when someone says they will get your soap
they aren't just being nice!
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rxqueen
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2005-01-23 20:23:12]
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Re: Put that Soap on a Rope!
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 23rd January 2005 @ 08:26:53 PM AEST
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| I dunno that it's appropriate, but I'm in fits of giggles.... |
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Re: Put that Soap on a Rope!
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 23rd January 2005 @ 08:30:25 PM AEST
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| Katie this is hilarious! Had me laughing. Cute write! Cheers! |
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Re: Put that Soap on a Rope!
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by Rhymingron on
Sunday, 23rd January 2005 @ 09:28:45 PM AEST
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| I'm still laughing. |
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Re: Put that Soap on a Rope!
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by Essentially9 on
Sunday, 23rd January 2005 @ 10:21:20 PM AEST
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| =] did you know that the style of guys wearing their pants below their butts originated in prison? one tug and theyre yours... |
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Re: Put that Soap on a Rope!
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by Doriens_Picture on
Sunday, 23rd January 2005 @ 11:09:17 PM AEST
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Yeah i dont think ppl get this poem
though it was written in a what can sound like a humorous tone i think its more vernting your frustrations
Keep changing for the better though you are pretty great right now |
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Re: Put that Soap on a Rope!
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by blowfish_jane on
Monday, 24th January 2005 @ 01:27:13 AM AEST
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LMAO hahahaha, that was way too funny.
There rhyming flows all to well. i love it.
Jane x |
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Re: Put that Soap on a Rope!
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by brokenwings on
Monday, 24th January 2005 @ 02:18:15 AM AEST
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| i hit the floor on this one... loved it ... i needed the laugh...great write |
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Re: Put that Soap on a Rope!
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 24th January 2005 @ 07:36:25 AM AEST
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| i've spent a night or two in a jail cell, it's true about the soap, you just hang onto that thing!!! It just keeps slipping and slipping, and the guys wouldn't stop laughing. *sigh* |
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Re: Put that Soap on a Rope!
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 24th January 2005 @ 09:07:53 AM AEST
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too funny!!!
and well written too! |
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Re: Put that Soap on a Rope!
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 24th January 2005 @ 09:47:54 AM AEST
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Hmnnn. Callous and amusing?
Of course. Love it. |
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Re: Put that Soap on a Rope!
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by autumngreeneyes on
Monday, 24th January 2005 @ 10:25:08 PM AEST
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| It's not really funny (laughing..wetting pants) Hubba Hubba Hubba..does he like big bubba..I can't help myself.. Oh I'm evil.. soooo evil.. who dropped the soap? |
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Re: Put that Soap on a Rope!
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by faith_my_eyes on
Sunday, 6th February 2005 @ 03:52:40 PM AEST
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ROTFL!!! This is hysterical. I love this line....
And if you ever mention
a congigal visit once more
I will make it my priority
to make you Bubba's whore
PRICELESS!!
--Em |
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Re: Put that Soap on a Rope!
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by lostinmyself on
Sunday, 6th February 2005 @ 03:59:11 PM AEST
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LOL! Jocelyn!
This is too funny.
I guess you wont be needing the hitman then? lol.
Shame.
Great write hun.
It made me giggle.
*hugs* Phil xxx |
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