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Array ( [sid] => 81052 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => A Box of Wheaties With a Side of Coke [time] => 2005-01-22 20:40:19 [hometext] => An English assignment [bodytext] => I eat my traditional box of Wheaties, along with a side of Coke Cola, usually regular, but sometimes vanilla or cherry, if the occasion calls for it, for breakfast.

I carry thousands, if not millions, of half written essays, incomplete math assignments, un-finished biology packets, books that weight at least 100 lbs each, and random pieces of paper with doodles that I drew when I got bored during class in my backpack.

Every afternoon I make a trip to mi cama (my bed) to take a nap, which leads to you possibly feeling more tired and crappy than when you first decided to go take a nap that afternoon.

By best friend is whoever listens to me when I need to vent or have an exceptionally compelling story to tell from the night before.

I never go anywhere without starvation size, formally known as fun size, candy bar just in case of an emergency.

I go swimming in green, occasionally blue, jelly, Jell-O-y, gelatin with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

I have random crap that covers the floor completely, but leaves a hidden path to each major object, and only reveals the pathway to me, in my room at home.

Yesterday, someone called and offered me every key to every test that I would be taking during finals week for the next three years.

There is a mutant massive monstrous monster that conveniently eats all my homework that I hastily shoved in there from the day before. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 217 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Mosie [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
A Box of Wheaties With a Side of Coke

Contributed by Mosie on Saturday, 22nd January 2005 @ 08:40:19 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



I eat my traditional box of Wheaties, along with a side of Coke Cola, usually regular, but sometimes vanilla or cherry, if the occasion calls for it, for breakfast.

I carry thousands, if not millions, of half written essays, incomplete math assignments, un-finished biology packets, books that weight at least 100 lbs each, and random pieces of paper with doodles that I drew when I got bored during class in my backpack.

Every afternoon I make a trip to mi cama (my bed) to take a nap, which leads to you possibly feeling more tired and crappy than when you first decided to go take a nap that afternoon.

By best friend is whoever listens to me when I need to vent or have an exceptionally compelling story to tell from the night before.

I never go anywhere without starvation size, formally known as fun size, candy bar just in case of an emergency.

I go swimming in green, occasionally blue, jelly, Jell-O-y, gelatin with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

I have random crap that covers the floor completely, but leaves a hidden path to each major object, and only reveals the pathway to me, in my room at home.

Yesterday, someone called and offered me every key to every test that I would be taking during finals week for the next three years.

There is a mutant massive monstrous monster that conveniently eats all my homework that I hastily shoved in there from the day before.




Copyright © Mosie ... [ 2005-01-22 20:40:19]
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Re: A Box of Wheaties With a Side of Coke (User Rating: 1 )
by Katie2008 on Saturday, 22nd January 2005 @ 09:02:57 PM AEST
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haha nice.


Re: A Box of Wheaties With a Side of Coke (User Rating: 1 )
by Essentially9 on Saturday, 22nd January 2005 @ 09:18:47 PM AEST
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if i was your teacher id give you an A. =]


Re: A Box of Wheaties With a Side of Coke (User Rating: 1 )
by O7NeVeS on Saturday, 22nd January 2005 @ 11:11:06 PM AEST
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=) Cute! TD




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