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Array ( [sid] => 79685 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Pie-Dog [time] => 2005-01-13 01:25:45 [hometext] => to the unsung heroes, this homage [bodytext] => Hey Pie-Dog
You’re born in a wretched corner
Of a dirty excremental street
Forget about being neutered and spayed
You’re a reject even by SPCA’s standard

Hey Pie-Dog
You’re flourishing breed
The original breed
You’re in the top of the list in the KA

Hey Pie-Dog
You live in sinkholes
And trot like a leper-fox
You’re an outcast
In a concrete jungle

Hey Pie-Dog
You’re cannibal
Gnawing your sisters and brothers
You’re mocking the state health standards
You’ve failed your hygiene test

Hey Pie-Dog
You’ve got no family plans
You bare your soul in the streets
I guess they’ve all adopted that style from you
It’s just one variation

Hey Pie-Dog
You’re not doing an Oliver Twist aren't you
Sorry, you can’t ask for more
This place is off limits
go and join your friends in the alley

Hey Pie-Dog
The unsung heroes of a metal street
Look out for the municipal hunters
If they’d catch you
You’ll be in an ala-carte menu

Hey Pie-Dog
It’s just a fact of life
This is homage to the millions of you
So be proud of what you are
A pedigree vile mongrel





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Pie-Dog

Contributed by nomadsoul on Thursday, 13th January 2005 @ 01:25:45 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Hey Pie-Dog
You’re born in a wretched corner
Of a dirty excremental street
Forget about being neutered and spayed
You’re a reject even by SPCA’s standard

Hey Pie-Dog
You’re flourishing breed
The original breed
You’re in the top of the list in the KA

Hey Pie-Dog
You live in sinkholes
And trot like a leper-fox
You’re an outcast
In a concrete jungle

Hey Pie-Dog
You’re cannibal
Gnawing your sisters and brothers
You’re mocking the state health standards
You’ve failed your hygiene test

Hey Pie-Dog
You’ve got no family plans
You bare your soul in the streets
I guess they’ve all adopted that style from you
It’s just one variation

Hey Pie-Dog
You’re not doing an Oliver Twist aren't you
Sorry, you can’t ask for more
This place is off limits
go and join your friends in the alley

Hey Pie-Dog
The unsung heroes of a metal street
Look out for the municipal hunters
If they’d catch you
You’ll be in an ala-carte menu

Hey Pie-Dog
It’s just a fact of life
This is homage to the millions of you
So be proud of what you are
A pedigree vile mongrel









Copyright © nomadsoul ... [ 2005-01-13 01:25:45]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: Pie-Dog (User Rating: 1 )
by Rxqueen on Monday, 24th January 2005 @ 05:21:19 PM AEST
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I think I would have put this under AMerican Tragedy... It was kind of upsetting. Maybe because I love dogs... But anyway It was good becasue you spoke the truth and I liked how you put it together.


Re: Pie-Dog (User Rating: 1 )
by candysears on Wednesday, 27th April 2005 @ 09:34:28 PM AEST
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Very good.
God Bless




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