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[sid] => 79685
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Pie-Dog
[time] => 2005-01-13 01:25:45
[hometext] => to the unsung heroes, this homage
[bodytext] => Hey Pie-Dog You’re born in a wretched corner Of a dirty excremental street Forget about being neutered and spayed You’re a reject even by SPCA’s standard Hey Pie-Dog You’re flourishing breed The original breed You’re in the top of the list in the KA Hey Pie-Dog You live in sinkholes And trot like a leper-fox You’re an outcast In a concrete jungle Hey Pie-Dog You’re cannibal Gnawing your sisters and brothers You’re mocking the state health standards You’ve failed your hygiene test Hey Pie-Dog You’ve got no family plans You bare your soul in the streets I guess they’ve all adopted that style from you It’s just one variation Hey Pie-Dog You’re not doing an Oliver Twist aren't you Sorry, you can’t ask for more This place is off limits go and join your friends in the alley Hey Pie-Dog The unsung heroes of a metal street Look out for the municipal hunters If they’d catch you You’ll be in an ala-carte menu Hey Pie-Dog It’s just a fact of life This is homage to the millions of you So be proud of what you are A pedigree vile mongrel [comments] => 2 [counter] => 187 [topic] => 7 [informant] => nomadsoul [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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