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[sid] => 79601
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => An Ode to the Internet Advertisement
[time] => 2005-01-12 15:38:55
[hometext] => I got the inspiration to write this from this very site, believe it or not (you're more likely to believe it, trust me).
[bodytext] => I shot the wolf, I hit the mummy, Popped the monster, And capped me some zombie. Even saved the damsel And smote the vampire, But something inside Tells me this ad's a liar. So I test out the waters, Give fake address and ID. So that if all else fails At least they won't know it's me. "Just complete this survey, It's easy as can be!" Laughing through the questions, Starting to be glad that I'm not me! "Son, your free game system Will soon be on its way! And all you have to do Is sign up for one of these today!" A credit card, a home loan, A rental membership. A sweepstakes, a cell phone. Geez... I just want my freakin' gift! "Done with that one, here's another. Just sign for TWO of these. Then you're gift is as good as yours You'll be nothing if not pleased." Okay, so I'm faking it all, But the web-forms have no clue! What do I receive at the end of it all? Well... not the game-system I am due. Instead I receive another offer, Something about the newest walk-man. Good thing I gave that fake address, This Zombie shooting gig's a scam. So for all my good-deed-doing Killing zombies, wolves, and ghouls, I don't get a damn thing. Save a sense of pity for the gullible of fools. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 196 [topic] => 7 [informant] => smokinjoeevil [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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