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[title] => Mile High Midget
[time] => 2005-01-04 01:21:04
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[bodytext] => Everything was as it seems On my way for another trip Bowing 757 bound for Ibiza It’s the party capital of the world Smooth ride as always Aside from bad airline movies What can I say? You can’t win all the time Somewhere over the Atlantic The turbulence began to blow The power cut short Emergency lights glow Said the passenger next to me “I don’t want to die a virgin” I figured what the heck Soon will all be dead So we snuck off to the lavatory Good thing I’m so small No way in Hell that thing would fir To over grown adults So we made love if you can call it that More like we just screwed I thought to myself out of regret “Do I really have to die after this dude?” Soon the plane regained its balance A few thousand feet lower, yes But nothing that wouldn’t do Thank God I didn’t have to go out that way Quickly I scurried out of that room I hid behind my accomplish You can joke about my lack height Just remember that I’m a “Mile High” [comments] => 3 [counter] => 210 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Bridget_theMidget_Powerz [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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