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Midgets Do it Better

Contributed by Bridget_themidget_Powerz on Monday, 3rd January 2005 @ 08:01:27 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



I don’t care what you’ve been told
Tall people are not much fun to hold
Midgets do it better

In the bed they cause a sort of doom
Two tall people take up too much room
Midgets do it better

They use up all of the whipped cream
That just ruins the lustful dream
Midgets do it better

Their lean bodies get you confused
Because they tire very soon
Midgets do it better

They talk all big about lasting all night
Last they do, in astral dream flight
Midgets do it better




Copyright © Bridget_themidget_Powerz ... [ 2005-01-03 20:01:27]
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Re: Midgets Do it Better (User Rating: 1 )
by LevyMetal on Monday, 3rd January 2005 @ 08:15:08 PM AEST
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interesting. now you should print up a shirt that says "midgets do it better" and market it.


Re: Midgets Do it Better (User Rating: 1 )
by autumngreeneyes on Monday, 3rd January 2005 @ 09:32:10 PM AEST
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Well I'm 4' 10 and 3/4..I miss midget status by a few inches.. but I do okay.. :-)


Re: Midgets Do it Better (User Rating: 1 )
by yangdantien on Wednesday, 13th December 2006 @ 01:55:51 PM AEST
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Ah the wee folk and special little people are highly motivated to acheive balance. In a world were too much emphasis is placed on being normal this write challenges that emphasis to be on excellence...

Of this I have no doubt.

Peace
Yangdantien

PS I was walking down the street the other day and I found this suitcase in an alley...hmmm Must have been astral dreaming.




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