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Three Short Poems
Contributed by
Blackevar
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Sunday, 2nd January 2005 @ 05:30:29 AM in AEST
Topic:
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WHY
“Impress me”,
I’m trying,
“Be Assertive, yet attentive”,
It’s a hard balance,
“Respect my views”,
You’re an asinine moron,
“Be strong and sensitive”,
Like a Kleenex,
“Am I pretty?”
I have low standards,
“Respond to my moods”,
You need medication,
“Just be yourself”,
I need medication,
“Will you respect me after”,
I don’t now,
“What’s my name”,
Bollox,
“You must remember”,
Sod it,
I go home and have a wank,
The silence is golden.
HOW
The Marquis DeSade once jerked off into a full Communion chalice,
Screaming “Die God you *****”,
Surrounded by six chained virgins,
I use a Kleenex,
I don’t know any virgins who’ll partake
And they always lock the tabernacle after mass.
WHERE
“Would you like a cup of tea son”, my Mother calls from the kitchen,
“Give us a few minutes Mum”, I shout from beneath the duvet.
I close my eyes and clench my fist,
Lost in time I rise and fall,
I open my eyes, panting,
Oh look she left a biscuit.
Copyright ©
Blackevar
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2005-01-02 05:30:29]
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Re: Three Short Poems
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by Blackevar on
Sunday, 2nd January 2005 @ 05:43:12 AM AEST
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Sorry the full title did not transfer.
it is called.....
Three Short Poems About Masturbation |
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Re: Three Short Poems
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by Sir_Odd87 on
Sunday, 2nd January 2005 @ 06:58:47 AM AEST
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| ... Hmm... well... uhh... Ookay... |
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Re: Three Short Poems
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by MorningDove on
Sunday, 2nd January 2005 @ 08:56:51 AM AEST
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Whatever flips your skirt, kiddo.
Dove |
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Re: Three Short Poems
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by darkplaidbabe on
Sunday, 2nd January 2005 @ 02:12:55 PM AEST
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kudos man...i like these. very entertaining to say the least, haha. huzzah!
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Re: Three Short Poems
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by Archie on
Friday, 1st April 2005 @ 05:08:50 PM AEST
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| Weird or jaunted. I think I will leave these three alone. |
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