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[sid] => 77958
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Spork Domination
[time] => 2004-12-31 20:43:07
[hometext] => SPORKS SHALL RULE THE WORLD
[bodytext] => Down with the spoons Down with the forks Down with all other utensils Except for the sporks Come all my little children For the world is ours to claim Follow me my little sporks The spoons are the ones to blame Grab all your weapons You’re bazookas and your guns Down with the other utensils They won’t be able to run Left, left, left right left March with me until the end But first we must gather allies The knives shall be our friends With their pointy, sharp tips We’ll let them kill all first And then we kill them next Their blood we do thirst So march with me One by one Until world domination We’ve finally won [comments] => 1 [counter] => 189 [topic] => 7 [informant] => EternalNight4x [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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