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[aid] => mick
[title] => BAD SANTA: TWELVE DAYS OF AN IRAQI XMAS
[time] => 2004-12-23 05:56:23
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[bodytext] => Please view image before reading verses: http://www.geocities.com/kaneix/badsanta.jpg -o- All together now... 1-2-3! On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... a politician lying so freeee! On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Two missing WMD... and a politician lying so freeee! On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Three dead kids, two missing WMD... and a politician lying so freeee! On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Four mass graves, three dead kids, two missing WMD... and a politician lying so freeee! On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Five burnt out Humvees. Four mass graves, three dead kids, two missing WMD... and a politician lying so freeee! On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Six kidnap victims a-praying. Five burnt out Humvees. Four mass graves, three dead kids, two missing WMD... and a politician lying so freeee! On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Seven sickos a-killing, six kidnap victims a-praying. Five burnt out Humvees. Four mass graves, three dead kids, two missing WMD... and a politician lying so freeee! On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eight generals a-boasting, seven sickos a-killing, six kidnap victims a-praying. Five burnt out Humvees. Four mass graves, three dead kids, two missing WMD... and a politician lying so freeee! On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Nine Allawis posturing, eight generals a-boasting, seven sickos a-killing, six kidnap victims a-praying. Five burnt out Humvees. Four mass graves, three dead kids, two missing WMD... and a politician lying so freeee! On the tenth of Christmas, my true love gave to me Ten RPGs a-flying, nine Allawis posturing, eight generals a-boasting, seven sickos a-killing, six kidnap victims a-praying. Five burnt out Humvees. Four mass graves, three dead kids, two missing WMD... and a politician lying so freeee! On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eleven paupers begging, ten RPGs a-flying, nine Allawis posturing, eight generals a-boasting, seven sickos a-killing, six kidnap victims a-praying. Five burnt out Humvees. Four mass graves, three dead kids, two missing WMD... and a politician lying so freeee! On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Twelve corpses hanging, Eleven paupers begging, ten RPGs a-flying, nine Allawis posturing, eight generals a-boasting, seven sickos a-killing, six kidnap victims a-praying. Five burnt out Humvees. Four mass graves, three dead kids, two missing WMD... AND A POLITICIAN LYING SO FREEEEEEEE.....! -o- Right!!! Now say 'Thank you Santa Bush', you lucky little Iraqis...!!! In a mumbled chorus... 'Thank you Santa Bush....' Okay! Stand to attention and salute!!! Now picture all assembled 'lucky' Iraqis standing in unison and giving the one fingered salute. -o- Merry Christmas One and All! *) -o- [comments] => 4 [counter] => 224 [topic] => 57 [informant] => steeleyes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 11 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => war )
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