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[title] => Oh Cephalapod
[time] => 2004-12-09 10:40:21
[hometext] => MOTHY ... I HATE YOU !!!
[bodytext] => Ok, just a few things I feel I have got to share before I begin ...
1st ... when you wake up humming Christmas tunes ... you should go straight back to bed
2nd ... when you begin to change the words to said songs ... you are in for an interesting morning
3rd ... when friends from YPDC start to influence aforementioned alterations, you might have a problem
And finally, I awoke this morning, with visions of Mothy, as a Bart Simpson like cartoon character, in my head. He was on a school field trip to the aquarium, and the Christmas song "Oh Tannenbaum ( Oh Christmas Tree )" was playing. Suddenly these were the words coming from Mothy/Bart's mouth ... ( I just might need to seek professional help )
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Oh Cephalapod
Oh Cephalapod
I know you want to EAT ME
Oh Cephalapod
Oh Cephalapod
You know you can't defeat me
My brain is twice the size of yours
And I'd out reach you if I had oars
Oh Cephalapod
Oh Cephalapod
Are you just trying to greet me
~~~~ instrumental as Mothy/Bart dances to tune ~~~~
Oh Cephalapod
Oh Cephalapod
Could you please eat my sister
Oh Cephalapod
Oh Cephalapod
I know no one would miss her
Just thinking of her makes me itch
Sometimes she act like such a ..... ( uh ha ha ) witch
Oh Cephalapod
Oh Cephalapod
Are you a Miss or Mister
~~~~ instrumental as Mothy/Bart does a blow fish on the glass ~~~~
Oh Cephalapod
Oh Cephala .....
What ?
Sharks ? Cool ... See ya squid face !!!
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Oh Cephalapod
Contributed by
Nazmythian
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Thursday, 9th December 2004 @ 10:40:21 AM in AEST
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Ok, just a few things I feel I have got to share before I begin ...
1st ... when you wake up humming Christmas tunes ... you should go straight back to bed
2nd ... when you begin to change the words to said songs ... you are in for an interesting morning
3rd ... when friends from YPDC start to influence aforementioned alterations, you might have a problem
And finally, I awoke this morning, with visions of Mothy, as a Bart Simpson like cartoon character, in my head. He was on a school field trip to the aquarium, and the Christmas song "Oh Tannenbaum ( Oh Christmas Tree )" was playing. Suddenly these were the words coming from Mothy/Bart's mouth ... ( I just might need to seek professional help )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh Cephalapod
Oh Cephalapod
I know you want to EAT ME
Oh Cephalapod
Oh Cephalapod
You know you can't defeat me
My brain is twice the size of yours
And I'd out reach you if I had oars
Oh Cephalapod
Oh Cephalapod
Are you just trying to greet me
~~~~ instrumental as Mothy/Bart dances to tune ~~~~
Oh Cephalapod
Oh Cephalapod
Could you please eat my sister
Oh Cephalapod
Oh Cephalapod
I know no one would miss her
Just thinking of her makes me itch
Sometimes she act like such a ..... ( uh ha ha ) witch
Oh Cephalapod
Oh Cephalapod
Are you a Miss or Mister
~~~~ instrumental as Mothy/Bart does a blow fish on the glass ~~~~
Oh Cephalapod
Oh Cephala .....
What ?
Sharks ? Cool ... See ya squid face !!!
Copyright ©
Nazmythian
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Re: Oh Cephalapod
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by pixie on
Thursday, 9th December 2004 @ 10:41:48 AM AEST
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| erm *scratches head alot and laughs* made me laugh although I kinda didnt get it, *is having a blonde moment* lol |
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Re: Oh Cephalapod
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by Stitch on
Thursday, 9th December 2004 @ 10:45:07 AM AEST
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Did Weird Al really need competition?
I don't think so.
Stitch
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Re: Oh Cephalapod
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 9th December 2004 @ 10:52:22 AM AEST
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::laughing::
Best chuckle I've had all week!!! Thanks.
:-) |
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Re: Oh Cephalapod
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by autumngreeneyes on
Thursday, 9th December 2004 @ 10:52:47 AM AEST
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| Is brain size and foot size anything?..umm and I didn't know you had a sister.. this is interesting..why does she make you itch..do you share a rash in common? Get some cream. Why does everyone hate mothy so.. I think I'll take up his cause now.. I need a cause..to divert me..everyone hates me now. Just because I hate larry. I don't hate him..he just won't talk to me because I'm a psycho ***** and is that a reason not to talk to someone..I ask you!!! Great song Naz..and it's about your user name..I can't pronounce it..sorry. |
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Re: Oh Cephalapod
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by autumngreeneyes on
Thursday, 9th December 2004 @ 10:57:27 AM AEST
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sorry..I just read your comments and am still laughing..and singing Oh christmas tree.. it reminds me of when I wrote.." I posted a poem" to the tune of the bee gees song..I started a joke.. it ended up with ..I posted a poem that started the whole world puking..
and your professional help..just get ointment for your itch.. and talk to your sister and get her a nice gift..LOL..who is tannenbaum anyway?? rotfl |
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Re: Oh Cephalapod
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by lostinmyself on
Thursday, 9th December 2004 @ 11:07:05 AM AEST
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*stares in stunned amazement*
Omg... you're friggin hilarious. *chokes*
*is slightly scared* Wait... *is very scared*
Oh Naz, thankyou. You make me laugh so much!
Love ya!
*hugs* Phil xxx |
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Re: Oh Cephalapod
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 9th December 2004 @ 02:06:00 PM AEST
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| ROFL.......OMG too funny!!!!! |
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Re: Oh Cephalapod
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by FleurdeSang on
Thursday, 9th December 2004 @ 02:08:16 PM AEST
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!! OMG!!! The best laugh I've had in a while!! Thanks a mil, Naz! The images will be forever etched in my mind... Excellent excellent excellent! I enjoyed this piece very much!! Thanks so much for sharing! I think Mothy would get a kick out of it too. Much love.
Votre fleur de bonheur! |
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Re: Oh Cephalapod
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by Silent-No-More on
Thursday, 9th December 2004 @ 02:32:46 PM AEST
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The existence of yourself and Mothy here: Seriously entertaining
The wayward direction of that forum: Incredibly amusing
THIS about THAT: ABSOLUTELY HISTERICAL
Oh! This is priceless!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn - you aced this! Geesh - Now I'm going to have this in my head all night along with a rather amusing image of Mothy/Bart dancing about! hahahahaa!
Mothy - You, inspiration, you! *wink*
~Snemmy~ |
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Re: Oh Cephalapod
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by Willofree on
Thursday, 9th December 2004 @ 02:52:33 PM AEST
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Your ability to change direction rapidly is certainly equal to any pro football player. First you come with a really heavy story; and then follow it up with comedy and song. It sort of like the entre followed by desert.
A very funny write lol
Very clever, Naz
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Re: Oh Cephalapod
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by deadreckoning1983 on
Thursday, 9th December 2004 @ 05:03:59 PM AEST
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| thanks for the laugh naz, i neede it as i just got done talking to me ex. this was so hilarious, i am glad you let me know about it!!!!! you may need some professional help thought.lol great write. |
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Re: Oh Cephalapod
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by Jenni_K on
Thursday, 9th December 2004 @ 05:22:48 PM AEST
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Amazing, interesting and very hilarious... I enjoyed this immensely...
*Now I can't get the song out of my mind*
Jenni |
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Re: Oh Cephalapod
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by theMoth on
Thursday, 9th December 2004 @ 06:34:33 PM AEST
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Whatever, Shemp.
Who are all these boneheads?
I think some big cephlapods have
brains bigger than ours...
But I digress,
You have just lost your mind!
--Mothy |
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Re: Oh Cephalapod
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 10th December 2004 @ 08:07:38 AM AEST
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I personally think *joni* picked a perrrrrrfect day to "drive by"!!! I missed Naz,Mothy, Bart, the whole freakin crew!!! lol
This will certainly lighten those Christmas blues those daggone songs dredge up. But my dear Naz, I am as crazy a you, I re-word those songs allllll the time!!!! AAAAAAAA!!!!!!
"DOH" great write here! Very imaginative, and rolled together in a snowball of emotions! :P
Now, get to that shrink! QUICK!!!! LOL
Angel (somewhat) always.... tee hee hee
joni 0:-) |
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Re: Oh Cephalapod
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 10th December 2004 @ 05:53:10 PM AEST
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Witty and fun - I enjoyed this -
Thanks for sharing, and I can understand the inspiration. |
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