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[title] => Little Red Riding Hood (part 2)
[time] => 2004-12-04 16:10:55
[hometext] => Thanks to silent-no-more for inspiring this follow up! Hope you enjoy this one as much as part 1.
[bodytext] => Well, Red Riding Hood and Peter Pan Eloped to wonderland Left poor Rapunzel all alone To find another man Alice was a bridesmaid Rumpelstiltskin gave red away Pinnochio was a page boy Was the cause of an affray Pinnochio, he was jealous For he loved Peter too Peter rebuked his advances Bit off more than he could chew Winnie, Tigger and Piglet Arranged the honeymoon An exclusive tropical island But it ended all too soon Puss In Boots was visiting This island off the map Seduced unsuspecting Peter Who found Puss was a tom cat But Red could not forgive him And had the marriage annulled Went out to drown her sorrows Was wary of being fooled So when Prince Charming approached her Red thought that he was joking Until he kissed her on her lips Now that was thought provoking “Could he really love me? What about his Beauty? I heard that she was barren And could not fulfil her duty” Prince Charming took Little Red home And led her up to bed Told her to get ready Then this is what he said “My Beauty can’t have children But I really love her so Would you have two or three for us? No one would ever know You’re both slim built and pretty Our kids will look just fine People will think they’re Beauty’s And they’ll definitely look like mine” Red she thought about it A grin spread on her face “And how much are we talking To add to the human race?” “Anything you want” he replied “You just name your price” “A castle of my very own? Now that would be quite nice” “Anything else? Consider it yours Now can we do the deed?” A not so innocent Red Riding Hood An exciting life doth lead! [comments] => 8 [counter] => 596 [topic] => 7 [informant] => AliB [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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