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[aid] => mick
[title] => Tom's Goldfish
[time] => 2002-07-19 11:23:13
[hometext] => Tom doesn't like this poem much...too bad lol!
[bodytext] => I spoke to Tom On the phone tonight, His goldfish died He was in fright. In his tank were five exotics And his little favourite Sam, But this morning he passed away Dead as a can of spam. Sam floated to the top of the tank When Tom went out today, My sister Anne found Sam and froze him When Tom came home he had to pray. The funeral's tomorrow eve, They even invited me. A deep and meaningful occasion, It's a burial at sea. Copyright © outsider 2002 http://outsider_orion.tripod.com/ [comments] => 1 [counter] => 189 [topic] => 7 [informant] => outsider [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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