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[title] => Little Red Riding Hood!
[time] => 2004-11-28 03:27:35
[hometext] => Hope you like this, I made myself giggle, kind of a follow up from my Nursery Rhyme Mix Up. Enjoy!
[bodytext] => Little Red Riding Hood paid the wolf To eat her wicked granny She told the 3 bears where she lived They helped with all the planning Red, she was no innocent She led the gingerbread man astray Quite happily skipping down the road He disappeared one day The 3 billy goats gruff had seen him Talking to Miss Red She’d asked him where he was going And said, “Come with me instead” Well the gingerbread man thought his luck was in So he quite happily followed She took him to her house And all of him she swallowed Red was desperate to get married She tried it on with the 3 little pigs Again the wolf was helping her By blowing up their digs She’d threatened them with violence When all 3 of them refused Word was getting round Red Riding Hood’s bad news All she wanted was a lover Started looking further afield Saw Jack climbing up his beanstalk Her love was finally sealed But after just a short time She gave up trying with Jack All he did was count up his pennies And on his butt he sat Aladdin was a foreigner She really wasn’t sure Red tried him out anyway But he bored her to the core Walking along a country lane She met up with Cinderella She didn’t really trust Little Red Was always stealing her fella Red, she needed excitement So on her travels she went Spying Mr Prince Charming Over Sleeping Beauty, was bent “No!” cried Red “Don’t do it!! It’s me you’re looking for” Prince Charming looked up in surprise And thought “Not that little whore! I’ve heard that she’s a maneater And desperate to get wed She’ll not have an opportunity To get inside MY head” He kissed his Sleeping Beauty They rode off into the hills Red just sat there miserably And started downing pills The 7 dwarfs they found her And took her to Snow White Watched over her very closely But she slipped into the night The last anyone had heard of her She was plaitting Rapunzel’s hair Peter Pan was a frequent visitor We all know what’s going on there!! [comments] => 10 [counter] => 653 [topic] => 7 [informant] => AliB [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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