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Array ( [sid] => 733 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Sauna Saga [time] => 2002-07-19 10:19:33 [hometext] => True story! [bodytext] =>
So lets have a sauna my friend said
its ladies day at the gym
lets get all hot and sticky
and perhaps we will come out all slim

After some persuading I said yes
was time to have to myself
opened the door to this incredible heat
and perched on this hard wooden shelf

I tried to relax, this wasnt so bad
my skin was begining to baste
nipples on show, for the first time this year
as I let my towel fall to my waist

I was feeling the heat on my body
so glad that I gave this a try
but then the door slowly opened
and in walked this half naked guy

err.. thought it was ladies only!
no men in here today
"oh they changed it again last month" he said
I wont get in your way

Get in my way! what does he mean?
what was he going to do?
it was then that I suddenly realised
Id still got my breasts out on view

I sucked in my stomach and gave him a smile
he stretched himself out on the seat
and all I could wonder was how to stand up
without the towel falling down round my feet.

I tried to avert my eyes away
but his body was just so divine
I dred to think what he thought of me
with such bodily portions as mine.

well we started chatting, as you do
he didnt seem to care
that he was completely naked
and all we could do was to stare.

I stiffled the inevitable giggle
dreamt thoughts of evil and sin
when the door suddenly swung open
and this gorgous blond girl walked in.

Her face was just like a goddess
the figure to match it as well
he looked up at her and gave a big smile
and was very impressed I could tell

so our moment of pleasure all gone now
with her we couldnt compete
We quickly covered ourselves up
and made a hasty retreat

ho hum.



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Sauna Saga

Contributed by chatabox on Friday, 19th July 2002 @ 10:19:33 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry




So lets have a sauna my friend said
its ladies day at the gym
lets get all hot and sticky
and perhaps we will come out all slim

After some persuading I said yes
was time to have to myself
opened the door to this incredible heat
and perched on this hard wooden shelf

I tried to relax, this wasnt so bad
my skin was begining to baste
nipples on show, for the first time this year
as I let my towel fall to my waist

I was feeling the heat on my body
so glad that I gave this a try
but then the door slowly opened
and in walked this half naked guy

err.. thought it was ladies only!
no men in here today
"oh they changed it again last month" he said
I wont get in your way

Get in my way! what does he mean?
what was he going to do?
it was then that I suddenly realised
Id still got my breasts out on view

I sucked in my stomach and gave him a smile
he stretched himself out on the seat
and all I could wonder was how to stand up
without the towel falling down round my feet.

I tried to avert my eyes away
but his body was just so divine
I dred to think what he thought of me
with such bodily portions as mine.

well we started chatting, as you do
he didnt seem to care
that he was completely naked
and all we could do was to stare.

I stiffled the inevitable giggle
dreamt thoughts of evil and sin
when the door suddenly swung open
and this gorgous blond girl walked in.

Her face was just like a goddess
the figure to match it as well
he looked up at her and gave a big smile
and was very impressed I could tell

so our moment of pleasure all gone now
with her we couldnt compete
We quickly covered ourselves up
and made a hasty retreat

ho hum.



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Re: Sauna Saga (User Rating: 1 )
by ginsdance on Friday, 19th July 2002 @ 03:17:44 PM AEST
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This is great! This would probably be what happened to me in that kind of situation... it's just my luck ;). I love this poem! I'm still giggling...
*ginsdance*


Re: Sauna Saga (User Rating: 1 )
by Chrissie on Friday, 19th July 2002 @ 06:18:33 PM AEST
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You've killed me this morning...another hilarious one!! Yo are such a tonic Penny. Humphdj, another giggler...is going to be on the floor when he reads your poems today.
Chrissie x


Re: Sauna Saga (User Rating: 1 )
by humphdj on Friday, 19th July 2002 @ 11:52:55 PM AEST
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You are really on form...........had a great time reading this. Excellent rhyme!

Rgds
Dave


Re: Sauna Saga (User Rating: 1 )
by chatabox on Saturday, 20th July 2002 @ 09:04:23 PM AEST
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thanks for your comments, I do appreciate it. I shall be checking your work out real soon, thats if nothing else happens to me. I am one of them people that court trouble and mayhem...hehehe.

best wishes
Penny




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