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[title] => MAYDAY!!! - BUSHBRAIN COLLAPSE!
[time] => 2004-11-22 08:48:13
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[bodytext] => Chile - Monday 22nd November 2004 (Bush) referred at a news conference to Iraqi elections 'on schedule for June 30th' when the actual date is 30 January. --O//-- Please view image before reading verses: http://www.geocities.com/kaneix/bushape2.jpg -o- Bush Control i/c: “Someone PLEASE… connect the brain!! QUICK!!! He’s going to speak!!! Get that sound synthesiser going! Before he peeps a squeak!! He might say Abu Gah-rabe Or scramble some garbage in!! Quick, is his brain in synch?!? Quick, make those eyebrows spin!!! Still no response from the skull?! Out of touch as usual?! Lord help us! His mouth is opening… Control to lobes!! Have you blown a fuse?” Bush: “The Iraqi elections are on schedule for… Control: “We got dense fog in here!!! Mayday!! Mayday!! BRAIN! BRAIN!!! Come in, pu-leeeeease!!!” …June 30th' (((Alarm!))) Error!! (((Alarm!))) Delete!! (((Alarm!))) Error!! (((Alarm!))) Delete!! Control: (Smacks virtual head) “Oh Jeezzz-usss! what a basket case!!!! Someone shut off that frigging alarm! He’s got no mind TO erase!” (((((((Sigh))))))) “What happened to his brain…? IS there a brain in fact????” Will somebody PLEASE send out a search party to find out?! “The report of a brain being there May well be an outright lie Send the Bush Survey Group, right away! Inspectors, you must try… To find some brain and switch it on And then find the W-M-D! No, not a missile in his ear... Weak-Minded-Delirium! You’ll see! Give it a good dose of shock and awe! And a lobotomy for good measure! This jerk is our freaking president! But not one we’ll ever treasure! Sanitise behind his little piggy eyes And report back: “Mission Complete!” I want this dumb s.o.b. in shape RIGHT NOW Not a dribbling lump of meat! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 260 [topic] => 7 [informant] => steeleyes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 1 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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