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[sid] => 72520
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Hooters Oyster Shooters
[time] => 2004-11-21 04:58:18
[hometext] => Ok, just a silly one I wrote about my old job, not a serious write, just for fun!
[bodytext] => I used to work at Hooters where they serve Oyster shooters God those are gross... Well anyway, what i'm trying to say is I hated that job the most... The stupid guys ordering hot wings and fries staring at my body... I'd pour their beer and always fear they were thinking something naughty... This went on every day and all I could do was smile and say come back again soon... But as out the door they'd linger id secrely give em the finger and go into the bathroom... I'd use the toilet I'd fix my outfit and look in the mirror But wash my hands I did not Boy isn't that so hot? now you see a Hooters girl clearer? We don't like to flirt with crude scum and dirt or be pinched on the *** I can honestly tell you that what the guys do is simply distgusting and crass So next time you go to Hooters and order your oyster shooters remember what I said... Once you walk out that door "It is you who is the whore" (you always come back for more) We say silently in our head... [comments] => 5 [counter] => 224 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Rxqueen [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 9 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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