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Array ( [sid] => 71675 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Conversations with Johnny Salami I [time] => 2004-11-15 22:11:02 [hometext] => I was almost asleep, but right at that moment, this idea came into my head, i needed more humorous poetry, something that connects with me... and so it began. I know the laides might not understand, but guys I think you know where I'm coming from. [bodytext] => The faucet screams, a roar that fills my mind.
I dip my hand into the deluge, my starving skin relishing the moisture,
the coolness splashes on me face...
the faucet stops.

A drop falls from my face, splashing on the soft, porcelain sink;
the light bounces off the mirror, bounces off of me, bounces off the mirror...
bounces... off of me.

You have to, I can't, you need to, no... I Command You... You Command NOTHING!!
The blood boils in my face, drops turn to steam.
My muscles tense, the sink rises into air, shattering the mirror, the shards cut into my skin...
Blood splatters everywhere!!!!

A drop falls from my face, splashing on the soft, porcelain sink;
the light bounces off the mirror, bounces off of me, bounces off the mirror...
bounces... off of me.

Please baby, I don't want to, I'm beggin you, it's not going to happen... I Need This... You Need NOTHING!!
The room spins in turmoil, toiletries thrown against the wall.
My muscles tense, I reach over, rip off my left arm, beat me in the face with it...
Blood splatters everywhere!!!!

A drop falls from my face, splashing on the soft, porcelain sink;
the light bounces off the mirror, bounces off of me, bounces off the mirror...
bounces... off of me.

Well I think it's logical, you're stupid, It makes sense, you sissy... It's The Way Things Are... Things Are NOTHING!!
The roof blows off, the entire fabric of time and space rips to shreds.
My muscles tense, I reach for the toothbrush, jab it into my eye, throw it onto the ground and stomp on it...
Blood splatters everywhere!!!!

A drop falls from my face, splashing on the soft, porcelain sink;
the light bounces off the mirror, bounces off of me, bounces off the mirror...
bounces... off of me.

You're right, what, no big deal, maybe it is, just forget it, i don't want to... I Won't Matter Anything... You Want NOTHING??
I tear out the bathroom, reach for my girl, wrap my arms around her, kiss her... HARD!!!
Love, splatters... everywhere!!!! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 174 [topic] => 64 [informant] => Aquaelius [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => ambiguous )
Conversations with Johnny Salami I

Contributed by Aquaelius on Monday, 15th November 2004 @ 10:11:02 PM in AEST
Topic: ambiguous



The faucet screams, a roar that fills my mind.
I dip my hand into the deluge, my starving skin relishing the moisture,
the coolness splashes on me face...
the faucet stops.

A drop falls from my face, splashing on the soft, porcelain sink;
the light bounces off the mirror, bounces off of me, bounces off the mirror...
bounces... off of me.

You have to, I can't, you need to, no... I Command You... You Command NOTHING!!
The blood boils in my face, drops turn to steam.
My muscles tense, the sink rises into air, shattering the mirror, the shards cut into my skin...
Blood splatters everywhere!!!!

A drop falls from my face, splashing on the soft, porcelain sink;
the light bounces off the mirror, bounces off of me, bounces off the mirror...
bounces... off of me.

Please baby, I don't want to, I'm beggin you, it's not going to happen... I Need This... You Need NOTHING!!
The room spins in turmoil, toiletries thrown against the wall.
My muscles tense, I reach over, rip off my left arm, beat me in the face with it...
Blood splatters everywhere!!!!

A drop falls from my face, splashing on the soft, porcelain sink;
the light bounces off the mirror, bounces off of me, bounces off the mirror...
bounces... off of me.

Well I think it's logical, you're stupid, It makes sense, you sissy... It's The Way Things Are... Things Are NOTHING!!
The roof blows off, the entire fabric of time and space rips to shreds.
My muscles tense, I reach for the toothbrush, jab it into my eye, throw it onto the ground and stomp on it...
Blood splatters everywhere!!!!

A drop falls from my face, splashing on the soft, porcelain sink;
the light bounces off the mirror, bounces off of me, bounces off the mirror...
bounces... off of me.

You're right, what, no big deal, maybe it is, just forget it, i don't want to... I Won't Matter Anything... You Want NOTHING??
I tear out the bathroom, reach for my girl, wrap my arms around her, kiss her... HARD!!!
Love, splatters... everywhere!!!!




Copyright © Aquaelius ... [ 2004-11-15 22:11:02]
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Re: Conversations with Johnny Salami I (User Rating: 1 )
by Rxqueen on Tuesday, 16th November 2004 @ 07:14:08 AM AEST
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You made me laugh! I liked this, very different. probably should go in psychotic poetry... But i think I know where you are coing from even though I am a lady, lol. I don't quite know why, but i really liked this,don't know why you got a one *! LOL, that stinks! I give it a **** four star, because you really entertained me, something a lot of peoms on here can't do...




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