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[title] => One Happy Cat
[time] => 2004-11-15 07:37:16
[hometext] => I loved writing this piece. I sit here and read it over and over again and it still makes me snicker.
[bodytext] => He sits on the couch with his paws between his knees, trying to figure out how to get rid of his fleas. He once went and shaved his fur off, but there was no way he could get them off. He went to the kitchen to get himself a drink, jumped up onto the counter and tried to drown himself in the sink. He went to the fridge got himself a beer, "Look out fleas listen up here." "I'll get rid of you even if it takes me all night, you're going to be in one heck of a fight." He was really chugging those beers back, have you ever seen a drunken cat? He was sittin' on the couch his stomach started rumblin', upon his face he had an evil grin. "I'll get rid of these darn fleas yet, this is definately the safest bet." Well, he started fartin' stunk up the place, veins started popping out of his face. Fleas jumped off him left and to the right, the cat knew he was gonna win this fight. The fleas were dropping dead all over the place, the cat then smiled the biggest grin was on his face. He forgot beer gave him gas, he is now one happy cat. Copyright Cynthia Jones Aug.22/2004 [comments] => 4 [counter] => 150 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Cynthia [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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