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My Funny Old Man

Contributed by AliB on Tuesday, 2nd November 2004 @ 03:26:43 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



I looked out of my window
And what did I see?
A funny old man
Staring back at me!

On my fence he was sitting
I swear under oath
Just gazing around
Eating malt loaf

I asked him what he wanted
And to me he replied
“Have you got any kinky boots
Hiding inside?”

I told him to get out
I don’t do kinky
He didn’t believe me
Asked me out for a drinky

I declined his offer
And with that he was gone
I know he’ll be back though
I won’t have to wait long!






Copyright © AliB ... [ 2004-11-02 15:26:43]
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Re: My Funny Old Man (User Rating: 1 )
by neglected1 on Tuesday, 2nd November 2004 @ 03:47:08 PM AEST
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Great imagery.. i found it to be pretty humorous... keep up the great work

~neglected1~


Re: My Funny Old Man (User Rating: 1 )
by Bruce on Tuesday, 2nd November 2004 @ 10:19:18 PM AEST
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really cute, still laughing


Re: My Funny Old Man (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 3rd November 2004 @ 03:31:31 AM AEST
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Now this is funny, sounds like you keep some strange company!

Johnny.


Re: My Funny Old Man (User Rating: 1 )
by Dawny on Wednesday, 3rd November 2004 @ 12:22:41 PM AEST
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Yes strange company indeed, better not be me lol
I like the humour and imagery, got me giggling like an idiot.
So where do you keep your kinky boots, and should this mate of yours be worried!!!!

Excellent poem

Love Dawny xxx


Re: My Funny Old Man (User Rating: 1 )
by dtborchert on Thursday, 2nd December 2004 @ 07:38:45 AM AEST
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It sounds like I just need to live vicariously through your poems. Your life certainly is more interesting and eventful than mine!


Re: My Funny Old Man (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Friday, 4th February 2005 @ 06:18:45 AM AEST
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creative and cleverly cute:) hugs n' love nessa

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