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My Funny Old Man
Contributed by
AliB
on
Tuesday, 2nd November 2004 @ 03:26:43 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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I looked out of my window
And what did I see?
A funny old man
Staring back at me!
On my fence he was sitting
I swear under oath
Just gazing around
Eating malt loaf
I asked him what he wanted
And to me he replied
“Have you got any kinky boots
Hiding inside?”
I told him to get out
I don’t do kinky
He didn’t believe me
Asked me out for a drinky
I declined his offer
And with that he was gone
I know he’ll be back though
I won’t have to wait long!
Copyright ©
AliB
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2004-11-02 15:26:43] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: My Funny Old Man
(User Rating: 1 ) by neglected1 on
Tuesday, 2nd November 2004 @ 03:47:08 PM AEST (User
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Great imagery.. i found it to be pretty humorous... keep up the great work
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Re: My Funny Old Man
(User Rating: 1 ) by Bruce on
Tuesday, 2nd November 2004 @ 10:19:18 PM AEST (User
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really cute, still laughing |
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Re: My Funny Old Man
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 3rd November 2004 @ 03:31:31 AM AEST (User
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Now this is funny, sounds like you keep some strange company!
Johnny. |
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Re: My Funny Old Man
(User Rating: 1 ) by Dawny on
Wednesday, 3rd November 2004 @ 12:22:41 PM AEST (User
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Yes strange company indeed, better not be me lol
I like the humour and imagery, got me giggling like an idiot.
So where do you keep your kinky boots, and should this mate of yours be worried!!!!
Excellent poem
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Re: My Funny Old Man
(User Rating: 1 ) by dtborchert on
Thursday, 2nd December 2004 @ 07:38:45 AM AEST (User
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It sounds like I just need to live vicariously through your poems. Your life certainly is more interesting and eventful than mine! |
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Re: My Funny Old Man
(User Rating: 1 ) by ladyfawn on
Friday, 4th February 2005 @ 06:18:45 AM AEST (User
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creative and cleverly cute:) hugs n' love nessa
@->>->:- |
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