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[sid] => 69534
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => KONG
[time] => 2004-10-31 06:57:15
[hometext] => I was just messin' around, came up with this crap heh
[bodytext] => Wakes up every morning and grabs his bat, Goes to hit his sis in the head, Yet instead falls asleep on the mat, Races to college on his bike, Makes it just in time, Before the teachers strike, Takes his lunch break at twelve, Off to his part time job, Stack library books on the shelve, Running into a wall, Drooling at a pretty woman, Just right down that hall, Yawns home hungry, Asleep at the traffic, Car crash, whoops so sorry! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 201 [topic] => 7 [informant] => THORN [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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