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[title] => Poor Little Suzy
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[hometext] => Sometimes its best to stay home from school. I hope you crack a smile for me. Please comment. I Love You Purple Headed Pub :o)
[bodytext] =>   " FancyLadyRider Sig's " " Poor Little Suzy " On this school day, Suzy decided to sit in the back of class She woke up having a terrible time with some internal gas The teacher began giving the students some dictation Suzy was squirming trying to control her farting constipation Today, there were twenty-seven students in her room They were suddenly surprised when they all heard a loud ruffling boom As they all looked back at Suzy and stared They saw little Suzy blowing huge puffs of air Poor Little Suzy, was now an embarrassed child Her ripper actually made a bomb sound mild She quickly crossed her legs and held them tight She was trying to hold it in with all her might The pressure released out into a monster kaboom As hurricane force wind swept through the room Now books and papers were scattered all over the place The shocked poor teacher had a wind blown face The sonic boom was not the worse part It was the putrid gas from poor Suzy’s fart The paint on the walls began to peel An emission of gas that nearly killed The fire trucks, hazmat, and police all arrived Looking for those who may have survived One important thing we can learn from all of this When one suffers from farting constipation, its school, you best miss!!!!! James L. McHenry Copyright ©2004 By James L. McHenry Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles Copyright ©2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved) Copyright ©2004 HeartFelt TM [comments] => 3 [counter] => 144 [topic] => 7 [informant] => MickeyPigKnuckles [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 16 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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