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" Dirty Mind "

She quietly whispered, this is my first time, will it hurt me?
No it won’t, I promise to be gentle, as you will see
I will slowly enter, so you can feel me
You can totally rely on me, you will see
She said I’m scared, I’ve never done this before
My friend did it five times, and said she was sore
She felt some pain, as tears formed in her pretty eyes
Kind of moaning now, as it must have been the size
I told her to relax, as I faced her with a grin
Try and open wider, so I can get it all in
Its coming, its coming, she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep now, I really like this
With one final grip, she screamed a frightened shout
He grabbed it, and quickly pulled it out
She was happy now, sitting with a pretty smile
I’m glad I finally came, as you made it worth my while
Now, if you read this poem slowly
You will understand it wholly
She went to the Dentist you will find
Please clean your Dirty Mind!!!!!


By James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles

©2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)

Copyright ©2004 Heartfelt TM
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Dirty Mind

Contributed by MickeyPigKnuckles on Tuesday, 26th October 2004 @ 12:54:40 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry















SultryRose's Signatures




" Dirty Mind "

She quietly whispered, this is my first time, will it hurt me?
No it won’t, I promise to be gentle, as you will see
I will slowly enter, so you can feel me
You can totally rely on me, you will see
She said I’m scared, I’ve never done this before
My friend did it five times, and said she was sore
She felt some pain, as tears formed in her pretty eyes
Kind of moaning now, as it must have been the size
I told her to relax, as I faced her with a grin
Try and open wider, so I can get it all in
Its coming, its coming, she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep now, I really like this
With one final grip, she screamed a frightened shout
He grabbed it, and quickly pulled it out
She was happy now, sitting with a pretty smile
I’m glad I finally came, as you made it worth my while
Now, if you read this poem slowly
You will understand it wholly
She went to the Dentist you will find
Please clean your Dirty Mind!!!!!


By James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles

©2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)

Copyright ©2004 Heartfelt TM




Copyright © MickeyPigKnuckles ... [ 2004-10-26 00:54:40]
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Re: Dirty Mind (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Tuesday, 26th October 2004 @ 01:14:19 AM AEST
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Delireously funny.
Great write.
luv, huggs, laughing,
emy


Re: Dirty Mind (User Rating: 1 )
by blowfish_jane on Tuesday, 26th October 2004 @ 04:49:21 AM AEST
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Ok first of all I thought you were a big perv lol (j/k). but when I was reading the last few lines I just started laughing my ass of. my mind is so dirty sometimes but oh well Good write tho and I love it.

Jane x


Re: Dirty Mind (User Rating: 1 )
by Kindredblood_dragon on Tuesday, 26th October 2004 @ 04:53:02 AM AEST
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ROFALMAO Dam good poem, love the twist at the end, the start kinda made my eyebrow rise, as like hello whats this lol, then the last few lines basically pointed out for me to get my mind out of the gutter lol, cool poem, caught me out, lol should have read from the bottom up.


Re: Dirty Mind (User Rating: 1 )
by lovesucks on Tuesday, 26th October 2004 @ 12:25:46 PM AEST
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You got me, but hey if I read it without the last lines I can keep my dirty mind. Ha, really great work so descriptive. You got me.
Theresa


Re: Dirty Mind (User Rating: 1 )
by sweetangeluk on Tuesday, 26th October 2004 @ 04:41:02 PM AEST
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I knew it was the dentist lol
Well what else could it have been?

A terrific write enjoyed (((HUGE SMILES)))

Lovce Sweetangelukxxxx


Re: Dirty Mind (User Rating: 1 )
by assassinatorgirl on Friday, 29th October 2004 @ 09:01:17 PM AEST
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haha yeah i have such a dirty mind! awesome this poem was hilarious!


Re: Dirty Mind (User Rating: 1 )
by SpoiledBrat on Monday, 22nd January 2007 @ 02:04:25 PM AEST
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Lol i thought it was something else lol... eh i guess i do have a ditry mind lol... I love you trisha




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