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[aid] => mick
[title] => Science Test
[time] => 2004-10-23 16:21:28
[hometext] => this is a funny one, please comment
[bodytext] => One day I decided to go for a walk And when I stepped outside my door I saw something I couldn't believe I saw a pink elephant beginning to soar. When I stepped outside my gate My shoe got stuck The fence had sucked it in That's just my luck. I decided to just keep going When I heard the funniest sound I couldn't believe what I could hear The sun was talking to the ground. As I passed the grocery store I saw a monkey driving a car And then I saw something very weird A rhino stuck in tar. I was starting to get hungry So I stopped at the Cafe I ordered a cheeseburger and fries But when I opened it, it yelled, "Get out of my way!" By now I've had enough I thought I was going insane But then I heard a bird Screaming out my name. This had gone way too far I shouldn't have even opened my door Because that pink elephant Is now on my floor. The fence that had eaten my shoe Now had eaten my closet whole The sun and ground was yelling loud My brain was getting very full. The monkey that was driving the car Had now crashed into a tree And the rhino was so far down He couldn't even see. The cheeseburger and fries Had somehow went to jail Then suddenly I realized this happened because My science test I had failed. [comments] => 5 [counter] => 169 [topic] => 31 [informant] => stew [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 8 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => StoryPoetry )
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