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Array ( [sid] => 68193 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Remove Any Doubt [time] => 2004-10-20 11:24:06 [hometext] => Yet another humorous poem for you to enjoy. Please comment. I Love You Purple Headed Pub :o) [bodytext] =>



Sig by Anna
" Remove Any Doubt "

I went out the other night and drank some beer
I saw a beautiful lady and asked her to come here
She came over smiling as she sat down
She was wearing the most beautiful gown
We were clicking and touching as I felt something grow
She had a sexy deep voice that was kind of low
She placed her hand high upon my knee
She was looking at my rise and not at me
She licked her full lips in a seductive kind of way
She leaned forward and asked me if I wanted to play
I kissed her hand and then her cheek and nodded yes
Soon enough I was shocked, I must now confess
We got to my room, and I started to undress
She grabbed my Ummmmm, and began to caress
I slid my hand up inside of her dress
Something felt wrong on my palm I felt it press
This beautiful lady was not a woman but a man
This was not what I had planned
I quickly got dressed and kicked it out
Always be sure and Remove Any Doubt!!!!!





By James L. McHenry

Copyright ©October 19, 2004 James L. McHenry

Copyright ©)October 19, 2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles

©October 19, 2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)

Copyright ©October 19, 2004 Heartfelt TM

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Remove Any Doubt

Contributed by MickeyPigKnuckles on Wednesday, 20th October 2004 @ 11:24:06 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry







Sig by Anna
" Remove Any Doubt "

I went out the other night and drank some beer
I saw a beautiful lady and asked her to come here
She came over smiling as she sat down
She was wearing the most beautiful gown
We were clicking and touching as I felt something grow
She had a sexy deep voice that was kind of low
She placed her hand high upon my knee
She was looking at my rise and not at me
She licked her full lips in a seductive kind of way
She leaned forward and asked me if I wanted to play
I kissed her hand and then her cheek and nodded yes
Soon enough I was shocked, I must now confess
We got to my room, and I started to undress
She grabbed my Ummmmm, and began to caress
I slid my hand up inside of her dress
Something felt wrong on my palm I felt it press
This beautiful lady was not a woman but a man
This was not what I had planned
I quickly got dressed and kicked it out
Always be sure and Remove Any Doubt!!!!!





By James L. McHenry

Copyright ©October 19, 2004 James L. McHenry

Copyright ©)October 19, 2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles

©October 19, 2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)

Copyright ©October 19, 2004 Heartfelt TM





Copyright © MickeyPigKnuckles ... [ 2004-10-20 11:24:06]
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Re: Remove Any Doubt (User Rating: 1 )
by sweetangeluk on Wednesday, 20th October 2004 @ 11:28:44 AM AEST
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Loved the moving lady brilliant adds to the poem

Chuckle chuckle sides hurting so much from laughing what a nasy shock lol

Superb

Love Sweetangelukxxx


Re: Remove Any Doubt (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Wednesday, 20th October 2004 @ 02:09:21 PM AEST
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LMAO!! *Wonder if the mods will leave this?*
Thanks for the laughs, Mickey....
Jenni


Re: Remove Any Doubt (User Rating: 1 )
by kylie on Thursday, 26th May 2005 @ 10:45:12 AM AEST
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HAHA THIS WAS FUNNY. GOOD WRITE!


Re: Remove Any Doubt (User Rating: 1 )
by kylie on Thursday, 26th May 2005 @ 10:46:57 AM AEST
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HAHA THIS WAS FUNNY. GOOD WRITE!




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