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[aid] => mick
[title] => TC-17
[time] => 2004-10-16 23:53:26
[hometext] => my second attempt at humor, more like a little story. And yes, it is sad but true...
[bodytext] => I saw a boy when waitressing at a Friendlys Restraunt chain Hey, I thought, aint got nothing to lose only to gain so I slipped him my number with his check even though after a day of work I looked a wreck to my suprise he called and asked for a date what a wonderful twist of my usually bad fate!!! he asked if on friday night I could Pick HIM up from work?! God, I thought, this guy must be a jerk... but let me tell you he was such a hottie... and oooh what a delicious body... On our date we went, with nothing planned to do I asked what was going on, he said it's up to you so like always on a fun friday night I like to go out drinking till day light we stopped at the liquor store for some alchohol but this guy had no money at all! wow, I thought sarcastically, what a treat he was really sweeping me off my feet... I said I'll give you the cash just go run inside "Crap, I forgot my ID" he cried.. I quickly bit my toungue and got out he was still gorgeous no need to pout then we went to my girls house to drink and this is where my things really started to stink Let me just tell you i make my drinks strong and most guys find with that nothing wrong so i made him a vodka with a shot of coke and hunny i'm tellin you no joke the next thing me and my girl knew in the bathroom he ran to spew one of my drinks got this guy drunk! Wow, I thought, what a punk! But even my girl said with a smile he's so cute give it a while. So he said he was feeling slightly sick "please take me home, not trying to be a prick" the next time we went to hang out he asked me and my girl to his house "along the way can you stop and get some liquor?" he said that way it would be much quicker we arived looking hot with bottles in hand this night should be really grand I looked my absolute best and man, he was also sexily dressed so after a few drinks and shots me and this boy started to get "hot" he asked me with a grin to go up stairs and soon we were out of our underwear but then the most discombobulated love was made it was so sloppy like i was back in eight grade! He was really starting to be a bore but wait, a knock knock knock on the door "TC what was that noise? I thought you were dwnstairs with the boys" Oh no I knew it, it had to be this boy already had a girly! "Quick," he said "in the closet, HIDE!" I jumped in right as the girly came inside out of the cracked door did i peer and oh god what a horrible scare! this was no young hot female it was an old lady haggered and pale! This guy still lived with his mom and dad ok, I reasured my self, that's no too bad... but then she said "hun, time for every one to leave" wow, how controlling, I couldn't believe... "and besides you know it's a school night" and with that I gasped out loud in fright! she opened the door to see me there completely and utterly in the bare!!! "Oh my god Tc, Who the heck is she?!" screaming as she threw my clothes at me "She is too old to be up in here! and what's that smell, have you been drinking beer?!" She looked at my like with disgust on her face this night is turning into a total disgrace... "my boy just turned 17 a couple days ago!" Oh my god! Holy crap! It was definately time to go! I ran down stair in such a hury as his mom chased after in a fury I grabbed my girl I was shaking and pale "hurry" I said, "or I'm going to jail!!!!!" [comments] => 4 [counter] => 142 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Rxqueen [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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