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[title] => Beer Guzzling Beaver
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[bodytext] => There once was a beaver named alcoholic Clyde, he went to the neighbors house their beer they could not hide. They turned out the lights hoping he'd go home, but on their front lawn he grabbed a gnome. He was a raging alcoholic and threw the gnome at their door, he was rotten to the very core. He broke through and let himself in, went to the fridge and grabbed the bottle of gin. He looked through the cupboards looking for some beer, this is the drunkest he's been all year. He found some hiding under the bed, he drank so much it messed up his head. He sat on the floor and guzzled the beer down, on his face he had a frown. He tried to get to his feet, with the bathroom toilet his face did meet. He staggered out the door and went home for the night, he tripped over a hedge he had a terrible flight. He came down with a thud, his face was covered with lots of mud. The neighbors ran after him with a meat cleaver, but to this day he's still a beer guzzling beaver. Copyright Cynthia Jones May.22/2004 [comments] => 3 [counter] => 149 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Cynthia [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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