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Poked Again

Contributed by MickeyPigKnuckles on Wednesday, 13th October 2004 @ 10:42:48 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry























" FancyLadyRider Sig's "
" Poked Again "

I went to the farmers market on a hot day
Standing in line waiting to pay
I felt something poking me in the behind
I just kind of ignored it trying to be kind
The long line was moving very slowly
Suddenly I felt it again poking into me
It poked me firmly right in my behind
I reached around to feel it, here is what I find
I touched it with my fingers it was hard and long
It poking into my behind was so very wrong
I wrapped my fingers around it moving up and down
I’m glad no one noticed my embarrassed frown
While my fingers held it, I was Poked Again
I turned my head and saw a man standing with a grin
I turned around red faced, the line moved up ahead
One more poke from this man and he will be dead
I made it to the cashier, paid for my food
Then I felt another poke, this man is rude
I turned around angry thinking what a bummer
Then I saw his basket filled with a cucumber
I was now embarrassed with nothing left to say
As I left the farmers market on this hot day!!!!!



By James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles

© 2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)

Copyright ©2004 Heartfelt TM






Copyright © MickeyPigKnuckles ... [ 2004-10-13 10:42:48]
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Re: Poked Again (User Rating: 1 )
by chocolate_girl on Wednesday, 13th October 2004 @ 10:52:19 AM AEST
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hehehehe :) *grins*


Re: Poked Again (User Rating: 1 )
by sweetangeluk on Wednesday, 13th October 2004 @ 03:42:56 PM AEST
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Lol brilliant great sense of humour loved this

Love sweetangelukxxxx


Re: Poked Again (User Rating: 1 )
by tormentedpixie on Wednesday, 13th October 2004 @ 04:26:05 PM AEST
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lol, once again, another great write. Such an imagination. keep writing! ^_^ Laura


Re: Poked Again (User Rating: 1 )
by Rxqueen on Friday, 15th October 2004 @ 08:11:28 AM AEST
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Those darn cucumbers get ya every time... That was cute and funny, I enjoyed it very much!




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