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" Do You Dare "

I get up every morning and sit in my bed
Everytime I see it, I know its not dead
Its hard and poking straight up into the air
Can you guess what it is, Do You Dare?
It has some hair and sways from side to side
Every morning when I touch it, I feel some pride
I pet its length, then I slowly rub its head
Its response surly lets me know, its not dead
I feel it warmly quivering underneath my hand
Touching it always makes me feel real grand
Let me set you straight before you get all worked up
This here poems bout my new border collie pup!!!!!

By James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles

© 2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)

Copyright ©2004 Heartfelt TM
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Do You Dare

Contributed by MickeyPigKnuckles on Sunday, 10th October 2004 @ 10:23:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry






























~§Î£¥ÉR MØØÑ §ÎG§~





" Do You Dare "

I get up every morning and sit in my bed
Everytime I see it, I know its not dead
Its hard and poking straight up into the air
Can you guess what it is, Do You Dare?
It has some hair and sways from side to side
Every morning when I touch it, I feel some pride
I pet its length, then I slowly rub its head
Its response surly lets me know, its not dead
I feel it warmly quivering underneath my hand
Touching it always makes me feel real grand
Let me set you straight before you get all worked up
This here poems bout my new border collie pup!!!!!

By James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles

© 2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)

Copyright ©2004 Heartfelt TM




Copyright © MickeyPigKnuckles ... [ 2004-10-10 10:23:00]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: Do You Dare (User Rating: 1 )
by Katie2008 on Sunday, 10th October 2004 @ 10:33:28 AM AEST
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lol! You had me scared there for a second!


Re: Do You Dare (User Rating: 1 )
by pixie on Sunday, 10th October 2004 @ 10:50:46 AM AEST
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hehehe you got mne there, I must have such a dirty mind lolololol :) great write,

pixie xx


Re: Do You Dare (User Rating: 1 )
by shanarah on Sunday, 10th October 2004 @ 11:23:25 AM AEST
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wow, you really got mr too!!! lol, great laugh thanks, it was awsome. take care,
shanarah...


Re: Do You Dare (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Sunday, 10th October 2004 @ 01:30:02 PM AEST
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Mmmmmm He sounds so cute....May I pet him a bit?
Great write.....lol
Jenni


Re: Do You Dare (User Rating: 1 )
by tormentedpixie on Sunday, 10th October 2004 @ 01:47:13 PM AEST
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At least I wasn't the only one you got. lol. Great write! ^_^


Re: Do You Dare (User Rating: 1 )
by Dorian on Monday, 11th October 2004 @ 04:22:23 PM AEST
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u made my day, trust me it was a bad one till i read this, cracked me up . . . Dorian : )




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