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Yesterdays conversations, were the best so far this year
The ladies sitting next to me, were discussing husbands and boy-friends
Comparing their men's genitals, from four inches up to ten
I thought it quite funny, the descriptions that they gave
The way they made love, and how they each behaved
From what I could gather, some were small the others quite big
What each of them preferred, big like a log or small like a twig
Just hearing how they laughed, as each-one ranted on
None of them were embarrassed, so the conclusion was forgone


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Women's Conversations

Contributed by Bruce on Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 08:07:48 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



I sometimes sit in a cafe, enjoying what I see and hear
Yesterdays conversations, were the best so far this year
The ladies sitting next to me, were discussing husbands and boy-friends
Comparing their men's genitals, from four inches up to ten
I thought it quite funny, the descriptions that they gave
The way they made love, and how they each behaved
From what I could gather, some were small the others quite big
What each of them preferred, big like a log or small like a twig
Just hearing how they laughed, as each-one ranted on
None of them were embarrassed, so the conclusion was forgone






Copyright © Bruce ... [ 2004-10-09 08:07:48]
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Re: Women's Conversations (User Rating: 1 )
by pixie on Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 08:10:03 AM AEST
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hehehehe a very funny write Bruce, yes us ladies can be very cride sometimes, we would give you fellas a run for your money lol

pixie xx


Re: Women's Conversations (User Rating: 1 )
by inoc on Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 08:24:37 AM AEST
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I enjoyed this one Bruce
yes I agree the things women talk about....
what a laugh..
I click ok now with a smile on my face...
cheers!~


Re: Women's Conversations (User Rating: 1 )
by Katie2008 on Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 08:43:11 AM AEST
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lol!, Oh lucky you, you got to sit at the hot seat! lol Nice write!
Katie


Re: Women's Conversations (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 09:33:42 AM AEST
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OMG, times have changed drastically or I am getting really really old. I thought those things were private between lovers.

:(
Rita


Re: Women's Conversations (User Rating: 1 )
by sweetangeluk on Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 09:40:53 AM AEST
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Now I wonder what you men talk abt lol. Nature and tv.

Yes hands up us women do like to bring some humour in to our conversations ... Amongst other things.
Like why do i have to nag him.
And why don't he listen to anything i say.
DIY comes to mind lol

Excellent poem


Love Sweetangelukxxxx


Re: Women's Conversations (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 09:41:40 AM AEST
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OMG, times have changed drastically or I am getting really really old. I thought those things were private between lovers.

:(
Rita


Re: Women's Conversations (User Rating: 1 )
by shanarah on Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 11:00:19 AM AEST
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LOL!! You are very lucky to hear what you did, us women love to chat about men, usually between ourselves, with alot of laughs lol, we dont mean harm its all in fun.. take care,
shanarah


Re: Women's Conversations (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 12:50:03 PM AEST
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It's funny 'cause it's true!
LOL Liked this one Bruce.

~Breezy


Re: Women's Conversations (User Rating: 1 )
by a_bear on Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 12:52:11 PM AEST
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I don't conclude anything..except they didn't know there was an evesdropper nearby...shame on you. Did you leave your card, with length and girth? lol


Re: Women's Conversations (User Rating: 1 )
by sweettalkingwoman on Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 01:52:28 PM AEST
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Well!

x


Re: Women's Conversations (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 03:25:08 PM AEST
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LMAO!! I'm with Rita on this one.... but I know how some women are...lol.. Good write anyway, Bruce...
Jenni


Re: Women's Conversations (User Rating: 1 )
by n2dep2care on Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 03:44:07 PM AEST
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Oh, the wisdom you must have gathered from this experience! Teach you to eavesdrop on women. ROTFL. Fun read...

Laurie.


Re: Women's Conversations (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 05:57:57 PM AEST
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LOL toooooooo funny Bruce cracked me up yes tis true girl talk girl talk roflmao
Michelle


Re: Women's Conversations (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 04:29:30 PM AEST
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~:*yeppers*:~

so youll be dining there again bruce? lol, hugs n' love nessa

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