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[title] => Ten Things I Learned About Freshman Year
[time] => 2004-10-07 19:24:17
[hometext] => Ten Things I Learned About Freshman Year - Should be useful for the youngins.
[bodytext] => 1.) Freshmen will always be descriminated against. 2.) Earn as many credits as possible as soon as you can. DON'T FAIL ANY CLASSES! 3.) Don't drink five cups of coffee before Science. 4.) Don't drink five cups of coffee before Civics, either. 5.) Just don't drink five cups of coffee ever. 6.) If you're good at Math, you're good at anything. 7.) Life is hard, then you die. Whatever you do, have fun. 8.) Try to be the most mature person you know. If not that, just be yourself. 9.) If something smells awful, it tastes awful. Whatever you do, DON'T EAT IT! 10.) Above all, stay out of the way of Senoirs. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 180 [topic] => 7 [informant] => stampede38 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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