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[sid] => 66508
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Fuzzy Memories by Matt
[time] => 2004-10-07 18:53:17
[hometext] => Not really poetry. Still funny, though!
[bodytext] => Once when I got lost in the woods, I thought I might have to EAT "tippy". When I finally got home, I put "tippy" back in the refridgirator with all of my other sandwiches. As I feel the soft, cool mud between my toes, I think "Man, I gotta get new shoes." Sometimes, lying in my bed, I try sleeping. Looking at the tree in my backyard, I am reminded of my childhood. Although I don't know why or how, I just planted the tree yesterday. My Dad tells me I write too much. Won't he be sees the "note" I left under his pillow. My Dog killed a squirrel, today. I hate squirrels. Do I punish him? I hate pants. I'm not wearing them tomorrow. I have dreams of throwing my crappy HP off a cliff. I wanted to eat the berries. When I did, I found that they weren't berries. On a sidenote, I now have a personal vendetta against all rabbits. A chuckle brings a tear to my eye. Onions are my new friends. The gas station from Hell? All of them. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 183 [topic] => 7 [informant] => stampede38 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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