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[title] => THE 'P'-BRAINED PRESIDENT
[time] => 2004-10-04 08:09:58
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[bodytext] => Please view image before reading verses: http://www.geocities.com/kaneix/bush-bozobush.jpg He’s puerile, pathetic and punchy No brain in there is possibly resident Previously a punk, a drunk, high on junk Now he’s the ‘P’-brained President He’s no good at speaking, only at lying Looks like he’s braindead without even trying What is the topic on the top of his mind? Well, task number one is his mind to FIND! After this difficult task has been done And the microscope required used and gone… We find a ‘P’, a big one, stood right on top Filed under ‘Pre-emptive’ inside this flop The next is ‘Papa’ and a short note: WHY did you PUT me ON this boat! There follows a space about a light year high Before we get to ‘Pool’ and ‘Pie’ Some way below we reach ‘Pasta’ and ‘Peas’ This is a jerk with ‘P’-all degrees! This is the primitive who stole the presidency The joke you trusted in a dire emergency This the paper-tiger, the cowardly fool Who really should have remained, back at school This is the politician who hardly spells his name This is the Patsy who brought you such shame This pathetic president is a pseudo-christian pest An intellectual pussy can’t compete with the rest You really have to question his panty-waist mentality And his patchy speeches peppered with inanity He’s the ‘P’-brained President, a joke and a clown His stupid remarks have a world renown He’s the ‘P’-brained President and really has no clue Except he’s determined to lie to you He’s the ‘P’-brained President and now should go Leaving the job in the hands of a pro The puppet-glove loser has had his day The ‘P’-brained president must now make way For John F Kerry who reads and thinks Not a ‘P’-brained President who truly stinks From the top of that vacuum he calls a mind To the lowest dregs ever found in Mankind The ‘P’-brained President is the biggest fool Send him back to Texas to learn to play pool He’ll be happier there vacantly picking his nose Talking to the horses at rodeos Drawing his biography, just coloring it in With his ‘P’-brained mind and insane grin Drinking some beers down at the bar Trying to remember that time bizarre When he pretended to be president And failed by far He’s puerile, pathetic and punchy No brain in there is possibly resident Previously a punk, a drunk, high on junk Now he’s the ‘P’-brained President [comments] => 2 [counter] => 143 [topic] => 41 [informant] => steeleyes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => political )
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