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[sid] => 6579
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[aid] => Mick
[title] => Glass Half Empty
[time] => 2002-11-12 16:30:00
[hometext] => This is a joint effort, written with Lovingangel4u (she wrote all the good lines) This is our dedication to the wonderful(?) world of country music. Dolly Parton and Shania Twain are already at each others throats to sing this surefire global #1 smash hit lol
[bodytext] => I fell in love with a redneck trucker
But he turned out to be an alcoholic ****** Twenty one and already on the skids He's gone and left me with 6 kids I married again the old man props up the bar 12 more kids the corn bread don’t go far Aint got no gasoline for my beat up car And there's only ever crumbs in the cookie jar I had to work 25 jobs to pull us thru With 18 kids that was tough to do And now I don’t even get a screw Cos my battery's flat and I am blue And this damn truck aint worth ***** And the bar in town won't give me a hit All the old man does is throw a fit With 18 kids I just wanna sit The long distance trucks don’t roll thru here no more And the Pros have moved to Mandalaw They don’t get no sales at the county store I worked my a** off now its sore. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 194 [topic] => 7 [informant] => outsider [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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