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Array ( [sid] => 65780 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => A Girl's Best Friend [time] => 2004-10-01 12:55:37 [hometext] => one of my very first poems.. [bodytext] => I carry it around everywhere I go,
It’s hidden away, so that no-one knows,
It fits in my handbag, just perfect,
It has a smooth plastic surface.

Every woman has to have one,
They possess hours of fun,
The cost depends on the particular style.
They really do drive you wild.

Mine is actually quite short in length,
The bloody battery I’m on my tenth,
When I hear the buzz it fills me with pleasure,
Compared to men, they don’t begin to measure!

When I’m feeling excited I give it a bashing,
People must wonder why my eyes are flashing,
At night it sleeps beside my bed,
I plug it in and keep it well fed.

They make them for men too,
But most of them don’t know what to do,
This little gadget is such a god send,
Oh dear Mobile….. You’re a girl’s best friend.

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A Girl's Best Friend

Contributed by pixie on Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 12:55:37 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I carry it around everywhere I go,
It’s hidden away, so that no-one knows,
It fits in my handbag, just perfect,
It has a smooth plastic surface.

Every woman has to have one,
They possess hours of fun,
The cost depends on the particular style.
They really do drive you wild.

Mine is actually quite short in length,
The bloody battery I’m on my tenth,
When I hear the buzz it fills me with pleasure,
Compared to men, they don’t begin to measure!

When I’m feeling excited I give it a bashing,
People must wonder why my eyes are flashing,
At night it sleeps beside my bed,
I plug it in and keep it well fed.

They make them for men too,
But most of them don’t know what to do,
This little gadget is such a god send,
Oh dear Mobile….. You’re a girl’s best friend.

Copyright Â© pixie ... [ 2004-10-01 12:55:37]
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Re: A Girl's Best Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by lostinmyself on Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 01:08:41 PM AEST
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Heehee, for a few seconds there i didn't realize you were talking about a phone. lol!!
I love this. Made me giggle at the end. Heehee.
You should write more humourous poetry.
*hugs*
Phil xxx

Re: A Girl's Best Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by Cynthia on Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 01:53:24 PM AEST
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ROFLMFAOOOOOOO I loved this Pixie. Hehehhe Wonderful work. Absolutely wonderful. *S* Cynthia

Re: A Girl's Best Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 01:54:18 PM AEST
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lolol!

Re: A Girl's Best Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by Greasefire on Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 04:31:48 PM AEST
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Very cool. It's time they got some recognition. However, I bought my girlfriend one and turns out I like it almost as much as she does, so it can also be man's good friend ( not best friend cause for me you can't beat the real thing).

Re: A Girl's Best Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 06:01:23 PM AEST
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Loved this Pixie....I knew from the start it wasnt what you made it seem to be....(only cuz I have written some similar ones...) lol..
Jenni

Re: A Girl's Best Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by Essentially9 on Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 08:49:05 PM AEST
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::thinks of all the people killed from talking on the cell phone and driving at the same time:: ...some best friend =/

Re: A Girl's Best Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by TheVoice on Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 09:35:59 PM AEST
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very good piece. kept it quite interesting.

hugs,
the voice

Re: A Girl's Best Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by Bruce on Friday, 1st October 2004 @ 10:24:35 PM AEST
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surprise ending, very cleverly written, great write

Re: A Girl's Best Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by Rakerman1999 on Saturday, 2nd October 2004 @ 07:22:35 AM AEST
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lol...ok..well ya got me ya smarty pants. Hook line and sinker :oP

Thanks for the laugh :o)

Roses
Larry

Re: A Girl's Best Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Saturday, 2nd October 2004 @ 10:28:09 AM AEST
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Dear Little Pixie,
That was clever and unique I must say!
I was guessing and guessing away!!!
But when I read that last line.....my thoughts were far away.........
from yours!!!
This was so cute.........do it again!
Always enjoy your poetry very much!
Love you
consue

Re: A Girl's Best Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by Broken_Skin on Sunday, 3rd October 2004 @ 12:36:51 PM AEST
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That is naughty!
Well didnt expect a mobile!
nice one

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