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Array ( [sid] => 65504 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Searching For The Outhouse [time] => 2004-09-28 20:51:14 [hometext] => I sat here for an hour and a half waiting to post this. Enjoy. LMAO [bodytext] => Travelling through the outback
with a tour group,
me stomach started rumblin'
I had to go poop.

I ran underneath
a eucalyptus tree,
but a dang dingo
kept following me.

I had to go
really darn bad,
this is the worst feelin'
I have ever had.

I kept runnin' around
was feeling rather daft,
I seen a kookaburra
it stood there and laughed.

I was runnin' wildly
around the open bush,
farts were comin' out
of me gassy tush.

Me knickers were bein'
real nasty buggars,
they kept ridin'
they were extremely tight huggers.

After all the runnin' around
I met up with me group,
ne'er did find the dang outhouse
and still gotta go poop.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Sept.1/2004 [comments] => 8 [counter] => 151 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Cynthia [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 20 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Searching For The Outhouse

Contributed by Cynthia on Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 08:51:14 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Travelling through the outback
with a tour group,
me stomach started rumblin'
I had to go poop.

I ran underneath
a eucalyptus tree,
but a dang dingo
kept following me.

I had to go
really darn bad,
this is the worst feelin'
I have ever had.

I kept runnin' around
was feeling rather daft,
I seen a kookaburra
it stood there and laughed.

I was runnin' wildly
around the open bush,
farts were comin' out
of me gassy tush.

Me knickers were bein'
real nasty buggars,
they kept ridin'
they were extremely tight huggers.

After all the runnin' around
I met up with me group,
ne'er did find the dang outhouse
and still gotta go poop.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Sept.1/2004

Copyright © Cynthia ... [ 2004-09-28 20:51:14]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Searching For The Outhouse (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 08:55:27 PM AEST
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Well I know I shouldn't laugh cause it could happen to me but it's very funny.
Awesome writing.
luv, huggs, big smiles,
emy

Re: Searching For The Outhouse (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 08:57:54 PM AEST
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LMAO! That is too funny!

Re: Searching For The Outhouse (User Rating: 1 )
by BrandySwanson on Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 09:07:57 PM AEST
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oh no lmao, 0oops sorry I shouldn't have but I couldn't help it. This was way too funny lol. Great write and thanks for sharing this one. now I'll just hope and pray it doesn't happen to me for laughing lol.

Brandy

Re: Searching For The Outhouse (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 09:34:22 PM AEST
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i stay away from potty poetry but since it was you cynthia i knew it would be cute, it is! lol, hugs n' love nessa

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Re: Searching For The Outhouse (User Rating: 1 )
by free2you on Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 10:10:26 PM AEST
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I want to say "This Stinks" but I won't..rotflmao.... glad I ain't the only one who hangs around for hours waiting to post. I say we all rush Mick and ask for more posts!!!!

Excellent write by the way...You put time in to yours..what a novel idea..lol.

Re: Searching For The Outhouse (User Rating: 1 )
by Essentially9 on Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 10:13:41 PM AEST
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i guess youll be wearing diapers from now on?

Re: Searching For The Outhouse (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 10:15:04 PM AEST
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Hi Cynthia...I just popped in and saw this and couldn't go away without commenting...lmao.. This is hilarious!!!!
I hope all is well with you...I miss your lovely poems but I will be back full time soon and do some catching up on reading/sommenting..
Hugs
Jenni

Re: Searching For The Outhouse (User Rating: 1 )
by brokenwings on Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 11:07:13 PM AEST
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best laugh i've had all day...shouldn't laugh but its funny good write

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