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And damsels’ dreams were rated “G”*,
Humbler pilgrims nursed their syndromes
In entertainment, Viagra-free.

In days of now when old men vow
Their vigour would equal a bull’s
Sugar daddies and their lassies are
Honeymooning in Viagra Falls.

Is love’s technique, then, what they seek
In cherishing and caring’s stead?
Or does that come, too, in pill-form, blue,
Perhaps “miracle pink”? Enough said.

* “General audiences”, not “G-spot”.
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Honeymooning in Viagra Falls

Contributed by Elena on Saturday, 25th September 2004 @ 03:13:51 AM in AEST
Topic: LovePoetry

In days of old when knights were bold
And damsels’ dreams were rated “G”*,
Humbler pilgrims nursed their syndromes
In entertainment, Viagra-free.

In days of now when old men vow
Their vigour would equal a bull’s
Sugar daddies and their lassies are
Honeymooning in Viagra Falls.

Is love’s technique, then, what they seek
In cherishing and caring’s stead?
Or does that come, too, in pill-form, blue,
Perhaps “miracle pink”? Enough said.

* “General audiences”, not “G-spot”.

Copyright Â© Elena ... [ 2004-09-25 03:13:51]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Honeymooning in Viagra Falls (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 25th September 2004 @ 05:45:05 AM AEST
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Wow! you should have put this under humour, i've commented on two poems recently telling the recipitents that their work is the funniest i've read all week.
This has definetly hit top spot but not your G one!

wildejohnny.

Re: Honeymooning in Viagra Falls (User Rating: 1 )
by Kindredblood_dragon on Saturday, 25th September 2004 @ 05:47:22 AM AEST
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Lol actually found this to a bit of a hilarious poem, steamy yet written with a quirky style, bloody awesome write...

Re: Honeymooning in Viagra Falls (User Rating: 1 )
by MickeyPigKnuckles on Saturday, 25th September 2004 @ 08:44:52 AM AEST
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What an awesome view of our societies reality of depending upon monder marvals as a crutch for bodily functions. With the world so full of beautiful women it would seem a man would need no reliance upon science. Your creative writing style is awesome and I am proud to be amongst such fine poets. Please have a peek at some ofmine and leave a message. Thank You, MickeyPigKnuckles :o)

Re: Honeymooning in Viagra Falls (User Rating: 1 )
by Ronald on Thursday, 14th October 2004 @ 02:39:55 AM AEST
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Wow! What a great write! haha... :-)

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