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[title] => Clear The Room
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[hometext] => Everyone needs a good laugh from time to time so please leave a comment. Love My Beautiful Lady Purple Headed pub :o)
[bodytext] =>  Just to see you smile Smiling Yet???? NO Ok just take a look below  NOW YOU'RE SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!! SultryRose's Signatures " Clear The Room " Pull on my finger and listen for the sound You might just feel it right through the ground My dad would do it sometimes and say, where’s the duck? His dad would do it too and say, that’s a big truck Many times they are loud, and sometimes they’re not Sometimes I try and squeeze them out and never get caught It seems eating lots of beans makes them worse My brother loves beans and has a farting curse He always laughs aloud when he lets them go My sis usually screams out and says, Oh, No! Mom always tells me she’s never farted Daddy says, don’t you get me started Some of the smelly ones are hard to take Sometimes you feel them and put on the brakes Almost everyone of them have an awful odor They sound pretty cool, they sound like a motor When you hear the sudden noise of a loud varooom You better get out and Clear The Room !!!!! By James L. McHenry Copyright ©2004 James L. McHenry Copyright ©2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles © 2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved) Copyright ©2004 Heartfelt TM [comments] => 2 [counter] => 147 [topic] => 7 [informant] => MickeyPigKnuckles [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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