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through the outback one day,
he was hopping mad
while carrying a boomerang.

He was looking for me
I did something bad,
I stepped on his tail
that made him extremely mad.

I didn't mean to do it
no, I swear,
he'll smack me with that thing
I can't hide anywhere.

I tried to hide
in a eucalyptus tree,
it wasn't a good hiding place,
because he found me.

I tried to explain to the kangaroo
what I did was a mistake,
he was so angry
he began to shake.

He beat me over the head
with that gigantic boomerang,
I'll never make friends
with a kangaroo again.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Sept.14/2004 [comments] => 6 [counter] => 233 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Cynthia [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 24 [ratings] => 5 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Kangaroo With A Boomerang

Contributed by Cynthia on Thursday, 23rd September 2004 @ 05:52:30 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

A kangaroo went hopping
through the outback one day,
he was hopping mad
while carrying a boomerang.

He was looking for me
I did something bad,
I stepped on his tail
that made him extremely mad.

I didn't mean to do it
no, I swear,
he'll smack me with that thing
I can't hide anywhere.

I tried to hide
in a eucalyptus tree,
it wasn't a good hiding place,
because he found me.

I tried to explain to the kangaroo
what I did was a mistake,
he was so angry
he began to shake.

He beat me over the head
with that gigantic boomerang,
I'll never make friends
with a kangaroo again.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Sept.14/2004

Copyright © Cynthia ... [ 2004-09-23 17:52:30]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Kangaroo With A Boomerang (User Rating: 1 )
by ShadowDaughter on Thursday, 23rd September 2004 @ 05:58:42 PM AEST
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Lol! Your funny poems just brighten my day so much. Keep 'em coming, Cynthia =D.

--Nora

Re: Kangaroo With A Boomerang (User Rating: 1 )
by a_bear on Thursday, 23rd September 2004 @ 05:59:56 PM AEST
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aww that was so cute. I heard kangaroos were mean..is that true? I heard that koala's were kind of mean too..hate to believe that stuff. Thanks for the up-lift..really enjoyed it.

Re: Kangaroo With A Boomerang (User Rating: 1 )
by sid_the_tampon_fairy on Thursday, 23rd September 2004 @ 06:08:56 PM AEST
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Lol. great poem! this is very interesting for me, cuz i was in Australia...neway. great write.
Sid

Re: Kangaroo With A Boomerang (User Rating: 1 )
by arden on Thursday, 23rd September 2004 @ 08:38:26 PM AEST
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lol this was really cute. i just read it to the kids im watching now and they thought it was funny.
great work cyth. 5 stars
BEcky

Re: Kangaroo With A Boomerang (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Thursday, 23rd September 2004 @ 10:23:00 PM AEST
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ohhh!! too cute!!! im lovin' these girl:) hugs n' love nessa

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Re: Kangaroo With A Boomerang (User Rating: 1 )
by jsringo on Thursday, 29th May 2008 @ 01:27:30 PM AEST
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You should know by now
You can never trust a roo
Once you turn your back
He'll do it quick to you

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