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Sperm Whale
Contributed by
norticus
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Tuesday, 21st September 2004 @ 09:49:24 PM in AEST
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HumorPoetry
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Your song so sweet, your size so large,
you were quite the site from aside my barge
You're way too big to fit in my pale
so eat harpoon you beautiful sperm whale
Your blubber so juicy, your skin so warm
We can still recognize your earlier form
You were cool in the water - the Agian sea
And now you're the reason for this party
Crill away, man saves the day
Hungry for a 400 pound fillet?
Party's over time to set sail
Let's go kill us another sperm whale
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Re: Sperm Whale
(User Rating: 1 ) by Essentially9 on
Tuesday, 21st September 2004 @ 09:58:03 PM AEST (User
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whale hater =] great write. |
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Re: Sperm Whale
(User Rating: 1 ) by Kindredblood_dragon on
Wednesday, 22nd September 2004 @ 02:22:25 AM AEST (User
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Likes whales, but at least the poem rymed |
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Re: Sperm Whale
(User Rating: 1 ) by deadheadpoet on
Wednesday, 22nd September 2004 @ 09:10:48 PM AEST (User
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I really didn't find this too funny. I like whales. And when you wrote-YOU'RE WAY TO BIG FOR MY PALE- did you mean P-A-I-L pail? Hope your not a big ole' sperm whale in your next life. That would suck especially if there was some mean whale killer out there looking to have ya for lunch. I wouldn't wanna go swimmin' if I was you either. Some sperm whale read this and told another sperm whale and they told someone and so on and so on. Now they're gonna' be looking for you. BEWARE. Take Care.
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