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Array ( [sid] => 64568 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => In Olden Days [time] => 2004-09-21 07:15:14 [hometext] => Before most of you were born [bodytext] => In days of yore when I was born
Before inventing child's porn.
When all is said and all is done,
Some of us had us lots of fun.

On one of winter's snowy days,
I built a snow house..made it glaze,
Dug a hole, scooped out inside,
Asked in Betty..I grinned with pride.

We played at this, we played at that,
You might describe me as a rat,
But boys are boys and girls are toys,
Back then, it was one of my joys.

I got a wagon filled with hay,
I ask a puff whose name was Mae,
I got a horse, with some remorse
I had to push both Mae and horse.

I took a bus and went downtown,
I asked a fluff named Suzy Brown,
I took her to a picture show
and to the balcony did go.

Hands we held, a kiss or two,
Untill I heard a sound like WHO!,
If t'weren't us and t'weren't you,
There is an owl in the old Bijou.

I went me to a soda shoppe.
I ordered me a fudgee pop,
I gave a lick to Mary Jane,
One time she drove me quite insane.

It's true I played the field a bit,
And yet, it's odd ftom where I sit,
I grew up as a perfect gent,
You saw I started off hell-bent.

Some may doubt and some may shrug,
Some may think me one big lug,
I tell you this and tell you true,
I did no more than you did, too. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 175 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
In Olden Days

Contributed by norm on Tuesday, 21st September 2004 @ 07:15:14 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



In days of yore when I was born
Before inventing child's porn.
When all is said and all is done,
Some of us had us lots of fun.

On one of winter's snowy days,
I built a snow house..made it glaze,
Dug a hole, scooped out inside,
Asked in Betty..I grinned with pride.

We played at this, we played at that,
You might describe me as a rat,
But boys are boys and girls are toys,
Back then, it was one of my joys.

I got a wagon filled with hay,
I ask a puff whose name was Mae,
I got a horse, with some remorse
I had to push both Mae and horse.

I took a bus and went downtown,
I asked a fluff named Suzy Brown,
I took her to a picture show
and to the balcony did go.

Hands we held, a kiss or two,
Untill I heard a sound like WHO!,
If t'weren't us and t'weren't you,
There is an owl in the old Bijou.

I went me to a soda shoppe.
I ordered me a fudgee pop,
I gave a lick to Mary Jane,
One time she drove me quite insane.

It's true I played the field a bit,
And yet, it's odd ftom where I sit,
I grew up as a perfect gent,
You saw I started off hell-bent.

Some may doubt and some may shrug,
Some may think me one big lug,
I tell you this and tell you true,
I did no more than you did, too.




Copyright © norm ... [ 2004-09-21 07:15:14]
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Re: In Olden Days (User Rating: 1 )
by Stitch on Tuesday, 21st September 2004 @ 07:35:14 AM AEST
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Well I can't say I haven't sinned
and if I had it to do again
I guess I just might not retract
but as many partners as Norm I'd lack
Stitch


Re: In Olden Days (User Rating: 1 )
by purplestary on Tuesday, 21st September 2004 @ 08:24:23 AM AEST
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lol. nice.


Re: In Olden Days (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Tuesday, 21st September 2004 @ 01:14:10 PM AEST
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Well, Norm, I had no idea at all.
That with woman you had such a Ball!!!
It was always my impression that when you saw one..........you ran like a Holy Tare! or Hare!!!
Well, first impressions shouldn't count, but
you know with all your wisdom they really do!
I hope you'll put me on your list, I suppose I'll be 102!!!
Love it Norm!
consue




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