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Array ( [sid] => 63225 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => A lover on the fly [time] => 2004-09-10 02:29:06 [hometext] => My strange humor, about a bird and his antics to attract a mate. This one is worded slightly different to what some are used too. But its certainly full of a male birds ego lol enjoy. and thank you all for your warm welcome. [bodytext] => A lover on the fly

Flying high, darting here an there,
Ever alert, swallow with no fear,

A clack of my beak, dinner on the run,
Tasty and prepared under the sun,

A sleek and lil rude thing,
A real jackass on the wing,

A rogue bachelor with a brain,
Lovelies say an annoying pain!

I like to prance my beautiful stuff,
Group loving, one is never enough,

Show em ladies there’s a new bird in town,
Sexy n smooth, I’ve got the goods just look down,

Now ladies put those magnifying glasses away,
Me goods a lil shy, a lil caressing an he raises for a play,

That’s the way! You are warming to it now,
Who da bird now? I know how to make em go wow,

1, 2, huh where everyone scarpering too?
Dang girls do I stink, a beak under wing…poo!

Hey why it gone suddenly dark,
Turning to yell! Get outta my…ark!

A couple of floating feathers, a purr,
An angry ghost, dam eaten by fur,

I’m a SWALLOW, but it’s not literal!
Stupid cat…muttering in indignation, feeling the fool,

Dang taken before my horny prime,
Aw man! I was in for some loven time.

By Silent Composer [comments] => 7 [counter] => 169 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Silent_Composer [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 24 [ratings] => 5 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
A lover on the fly

Contributed by Silent_Composer on Friday, 10th September 2004 @ 02:29:06 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



A lover on the fly

Flying high, darting here an there,
Ever alert, swallow with no fear,

A clack of my beak, dinner on the run,
Tasty and prepared under the sun,

A sleek and lil rude thing,
A real jackass on the wing,

A rogue bachelor with a brain,
Lovelies say an annoying pain!

I like to prance my beautiful stuff,
Group loving, one is never enough,

Show em ladies there’s a new bird in town,
Sexy n smooth, I’ve got the goods just look down,

Now ladies put those magnifying glasses away,
Me goods a lil shy, a lil caressing an he raises for a play,

That’s the way! You are warming to it now,
Who da bird now? I know how to make em go wow,

1, 2, huh where everyone scarpering too?
Dang girls do I stink, a beak under wing…poo!

Hey why it gone suddenly dark,
Turning to yell! Get outta my…ark!

A couple of floating feathers, a purr,
An angry ghost, dam eaten by fur,

I’m a SWALLOW, but it’s not literal!
Stupid cat…muttering in indignation, feeling the fool,

Dang taken before my horny prime,
Aw man! I was in for some loven time.

By Silent Composer




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Re: A lover on the fly (User Rating: 1 )
by katyqueen35 on Friday, 10th September 2004 @ 03:04:15 AM AEST
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Lol hehehe that is so funny.
good write.


Re: A lover on the fly (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Friday, 10th September 2004 @ 06:17:51 AM AEST
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Lol....thanks for the humor this morning... I have a feeling you are trying to tell us something....lol
Jenni


Re: A lover on the fly (User Rating: 1 )
by thumper on Friday, 10th September 2004 @ 06:35:43 AM AEST
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LOL this was so funny. Reminds of a time when I was feeding the birds on my porch every morning.Then I realized I was also feeding the neighborhood cat. Needless to say, I stopped feeding all.lol Great write. Peace to you. :o)
Thumps ; 0)


Re: A lover on the fly (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 10th September 2004 @ 09:28:47 AM AEST
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This is hilarious, lololol. Serves a cocky little bird right. Safe sex (sorry couldn't resist) is always important.

Rita


Re: A lover on the fly (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 10th September 2004 @ 04:56:01 PM AEST
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lmfao! i loved this ending too.

Dang taken before my horny prime,
Aw man! I was in for some loven time.

wildejohnny.


Re: A lover on the fly (User Rating: 1 )
by arden on Friday, 10th September 2004 @ 11:00:17 PM AEST
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lol ok then, very interesting and entertaining lol very clever and well written. it put a smile on my face.
awesomely done.
Arden


Re: A lover on the fly (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Tuesday, 28th September 2004 @ 03:58:53 PM AEST
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roflmao!!!! too cute, lol, hugs n' love nessa

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