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'Cause she gave me a punch in the eye,
I thought I'd give back So I went for a snack.
Then I found out the punchbowl was dry.

For those who continue to wonder,
It was a yoyo kind of blunder,
She served much too quick, My eye got a flick,
Besides which her head was a dunder.

I think it is only my duty,
To forgive this doddering beauty,
It could have been worse, a kind of a curse,
I might have to watch Punch (on) Judy [comments] => 5 [counter] => 179 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

She Gave Me a Punch in the Eye

Contributed by norm on Tuesday, 31st August 2004 @ 12:46:54 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I thought I would sit down and cry
'Cause she gave me a punch in the eye,
I thought I'd give back So I went for a snack.
Then I found out the punchbowl was dry.

For those who continue to wonder,
It was a yoyo kind of blunder,
She served much too quick, My eye got a flick,
Besides which her head was a dunder.

I think it is only my duty,
To forgive this doddering beauty,
It could have been worse, a kind of a curse,
I might have to watch Punch (on) Judy

Copyright © norm ... [ 2004-08-31 12:46:54]
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Re: She Gave Me a Punch in the Eye (User Rating: 1 )
by purplestary on Tuesday, 31st August 2004 @ 02:23:35 PM AEST
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lol. nice one norm...;)

Re: She Gave Me a Punch in the Eye (User Rating: 1 )
by Stitch on Wednesday, 1st September 2004 @ 07:02:47 PM AEST
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The world is hard for a klutz
though smart they come off as a dutz
I know this is true
cause I am one, too
though my mouth I usually keep shuts
Stitch

Re: She Gave Me a Punch in the Eye (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Thursday, 2nd September 2004 @ 02:14:19 PM AEST
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A misunderstanding? This is really cute Norm. Witty little ditty, and unique as always.
Is that hurricane headed in your direction? Hide under the bed!!!
You'll obtain more than just a sore eye!
Love
consue

Re: She Gave Me a Punch in the Eye (User Rating: 1 )
by Cynthia on Wednesday, 13th October 2004 @ 09:54:22 AM AEST
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Hehe Norm. I like your sense of humor. *S* Cynthia

Re: She Gave Me a Punch in the Eye (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 25th January 2005 @ 11:50:09 PM AEST
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Witty. Cute write! Cheers!

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