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[aid] => mick
[title] => TOILET PAPER???
[time] => 2004-08-23 14:19:00
[hometext] => While reading this poem, please say the word Toilet Paper as a whisper..... thank you!
[bodytext] => 
"TOILET PAPER???"
Scott Paper Company
Conducted a Survey, and I must agree
Toilet paper must be put on the roll.....
Top sheet on top easy to scroll!
I'm "right-on" so far, top descent
As the survey says 60 percent.....
From the bottom 29 percent prefer.
The rest say, "Oh, Brother!"
Do you read in the "John?"
If you do, you're "right-on!"
Stall, 67% Master's or Doctorate
Others, watching TV, their favorite!
While seated upon the Throne.....
High school grads not alone,
Only one in two of those,
56% college degree bravos!
Some more amazing statistics!
56% folded theirs into neat tunics.
Others, 35% wadded into a ball.
Before use of course, but not small!
Rednecks aren't the only ones.....
To steal this grand commodity.
Hotels and Motels 7% steal.....
"Toilet paper Heathens!"
"LORDY ME, and frightful colons!!!"
Created by
LovingCritters
ConSue
August 23, 2004
Taken from the survey
"I'd rather not claim the poem!"
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Please don't squeeze the Charmin'
it's soft as...............
ooooSoft Sturdy Smilesoooo
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[acomm] => 0
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[pollID] => 0
[score] => 5
[ratings] => 1
[editpoem] => 1
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TOILET PAPER???
Contributed by
lovingcritters
on
Monday, 23rd August 2004 @ 02:19:00 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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"TOILET PAPER???"
Scott Paper Company
Conducted a Survey, and I must agree
Toilet paper must be put on the roll.....
Top sheet on top easy to scroll!
I'm "right-on" so far, top descent
As the survey says 60 percent.....
From the bottom 29 percent prefer.
The rest say, "Oh, Brother!"
Do you read in the "John?"
If you do, you're "right-on!"
Stall, 67% Master's or Doctorate
Others, watching TV, their favorite!
While seated upon the Throne.....
High school grads not alone,
Only one in two of those,
56% college degree bravos!
Some more amazing statistics!
56% folded theirs into neat tunics.
Others, 35% wadded into a ball.
Before use of course, but not small!
Rednecks aren't the only ones.....
To steal this grand commodity.
Hotels and Motels 7% steal.....
"Toilet paper Heathens!"
"LORDY ME, and frightful colons!!!"
Created by
LovingCritters
ConSue
August 23, 2004
Taken from the survey
"I'd rather not claim the poem!"
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Please don't squeeze the Charmin'
it's soft as...............
ooooSoft Sturdy Smilesoooo
Copyright ©
lovingcritters
... [
2004-08-23 14:19:00]
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Re: TOILET PAPER???
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by pixie on
Monday, 23rd August 2004 @ 02:21:44 PM AEST
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hehehe you are such a delightful poet Consue lol you know how to put a smile on anyones face :)
pixie xx |
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Re: TOILET PAPER???
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by Nazmythian on
Monday, 23rd August 2004 @ 02:32:43 PM AEST
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Certainly not my best thinking ... but my best me ( or quiet ) time is "inside the box" ... I'm right there with the Cartoon Kitty !!! Gotta tell ya ... this from my mother ... one of my favorite pastimes an a toddler was to place the end of the roll into the toilet, flush, then laugh hysterically and watch as it threaded off the roll into the seemingly bottomless bowl. I was such a hoot !!!! Wonder if Scott Paper Co. has a survey for that ?
Great Laugh Connie, Thank you
Nazmythian ~ |
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Re: TOILET PAPER???
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by Ilhar on
Monday, 23rd August 2004 @ 03:22:24 PM AEST
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very cute ...i want to know where to get that top roll so don't have to change as often
Shari |
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Re: TOILET PAPER???
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by Hannah_Heaven on
Monday, 23rd August 2004 @ 03:38:19 PM AEST
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lol im saving this for one of those moody days,so when i get it out i can replace my face with a big fat charmin' soft smile!:D
very enjoyable
thanks very much!
love han xx |
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Re: TOILET PAPER???
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 23rd August 2004 @ 07:35:16 PM AEST
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Well, this is charming. Or should I say 'Charmin"? You are a laugh a day! I love it.
Hugs,
Rita |
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Re: TOILET PAPER???
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by LOWMAN613 on
Monday, 23rd August 2004 @ 10:06:52 PM AEST
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OMG I laughed all the way to the toilet!
About peed my pants! LOL! This is so cute & I thought of my sons who love to put tons in the toilet & stop it up!Christina |
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Re: TOILET PAPER???
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by katyqueen35 on
Tuesday, 24th August 2004 @ 12:14:02 AM AEST
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hehehe can i squeeze the Charmin?lol
as always great write. |
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Re: TOILET PAPER???
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by katyqueen35 on
Tuesday, 24th August 2004 @ 12:26:53 AM AEST
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Hehehe wanna squeeze the Charmin.lol
As always good write. |
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Re: TOILET PAPER???
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by Whisper on
Tuesday, 24th August 2004 @ 07:22:04 PM AEST
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That is funny.. What a idea and the write was good too. Great fun this. :-)
Whisper |
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Re: TOILET PAPER???
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by critterhideaway on
Friday, 3rd September 2004 @ 07:01:59 AM AEST
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| How cute this is. I think every child at one time or another starts in the bathroom and ends somewhere else in the house, toilet paper in hand or tries to flush it all!! thanks for the smile this morning!! |
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Re: TOILET PAPER???
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by inoc on
Friday, 3rd September 2004 @ 07:17:25 AM AEST
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liked the pictures
where would we be without the much needed loo paper....
newspaper would never be exceptable anymore!
thanks for submitting!
cheers |
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Re: TOILET PAPER???
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by Stitch on
Friday, 3rd September 2004 @ 04:21:34 PM AEST
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Where do you find these pictures
and stats???
The third one looks
just like my dear cat
Toilet paper?
Imagine that!
Stitch
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