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[sid] => 60200
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Political Correctness, Satanic Rituals, And The Trails And Tribulations Of Newt
[time] => 2004-08-15 10:49:07
[hometext] => I couldnt fit the whole name of the poem in the title box!!!
[bodytext] => The whole name of the poem is "Political Correctness, Satanic Rituals, And The Trails And Tribulations Of Newt Cloning - Chapter 1 and 2" --- Chapter 1 --- This Detonator will be triggered by Philbert who is incapable of manufacturing abaloni shells Mending chicken wire isn't meant to be unorthodox Yesterday I rubbed bunsen burner's with a he-she stanger, the he-she gave me albino pox Deviled Eggs are a magicians worst nightmare --- Chapter 2 --- The Techtonic plates are making me want to cause riff raff Kill Herbert the Happy Harp player so I can take his doobie dwindiling multicolored staff Mosey on over to the hillbilly fights where eveybody goes bananas Filthy Philangies have icky transparent boom boom bandanas --- Chapter 3 ? --- [comments] => 1 [counter] => 160 [topic] => 7 [informant] => abnormal [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 12 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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